Jacob

The name of a man who truly shows his manhood. Typically has a penis that is 9 inches or larger.

Wow! Is that Jacob? I heard he has a huge dick!

by Big_Dick_Prick May 25, 2018

Jacob

Jacob is a great guy but has very little feelings or remorse for hurting other people's feelings. He often is tall and his ego might be a little too high but at the end of the day when you need someone hes always there no matter how big of a asshat he is. And thats that on that.

Jacob is such an ass but I love him..

by Just a random chick October 9, 2019

Jacob

Sits in the corner and tries his to draw attention to himself with self harm

Jacob kept stabbing himself in 3rd leriod yesterday and everyone was watching him

by Tinystabbingbitch July 12, 2017

Jacob

Likes to be known as Sid. His closest friends call him a sloth. He likes to rage while playing video games.

"Bro you ok, you just Jacob'd"

by Arrow dude October 5, 2019

Jacob

This asshole. Sometimes you just want to kick him in the balls but he is too tall and he can literally jump you at any time. Guys named Jacob, only attract to girls named Anna. They will have this deep fetish that affects their daily routines. They will pretend to be fit but they actually just sit at home and eat their bowl of shit. (aka a bowl of literal shit) He spends half his days on Reddit and plays many nerdy games. EU4 is the only thing he would do for hours. He would name countries after his friends and then pretend like he knows where China is but he actually has no clue. When he's lonely, he will tell himself that he is an SCP god but at night he would rant about how he's scared and wants to burn the spider off his bedsheets.

"Did you hear about Jacobs Newest quote?"
"What was it?"
" 'Why do I look like a girl? No need to be so self-conscious' "

by PAMELA WOOTEN June 25, 2020

Jacob

Jacob is a name that stands for a boy with a wonderful sense of humor, gorgeous eyes, a room-lighting smile, a sense of warmth, security, and comfort to him, and an overall SEXYYYYYYYYYYY mannnnnn. Like dadddyyyyyy what the heckkkk????? Im justttt kidding. I know for sure though, my Jacob is a freaking angel God sent down from the heavens and blessed me with. He makes me smile everyday, and I can't use words to describe how incredibly thankful I am to have a boy like him in my life.

"Jacobbb what the heck are you doinggg stepbrooo????"

by soy un desastre December 27, 2019

Jacob

A Jacob is a cute funny nice smart talented person love to play basketball and will always keep your secrets safe his smile is probably one of his best features he will always listen to you even if he is in a bad mood.

Taylor:don’t you think Jacob is cute?
Lillian:yeah totally!!
Taylor:he is to cute!!

by By:ash10155 October 29, 2019