January 4

Today is a day of love kiss your girlfriend boyfriend crush or hug

Gurl: its january 4

Boy: oh yeah

by Person 2.0 February 4, 2020

January 5th

national eat ass day. also the birthday of some kid that kinda looks like finn wolfhard

Colin: Hey is it that kid who kinda looks like finna wolfard's birthday yet?
Elly: Yeah its January 5th

by asseater44 October 15, 2019

January 18th

Give your crush a secret note

It’s January 18th

by Hicoolkid123 October 24, 2019

January 28

Kick anyone named Ralph in the dick day! Have fun

“Hey Ralph it’s January 28 do you know what that means”. “ it’s national kick a Ralph in the dick day watch out bro”

by Mirvetalsahhaf January 28, 2020

January 13

chill w ur niggas day

yo u tryna pu to my crib?

yh man me and my niggas gon chill on january 13

by slickjeez October 16, 2019

January 23

The day were you get ask out your crush and they have to say yes

(Person 1) Hey wanna go on a date
(Person 2) no
(Person 1) but it’s January 23
(Person 2) ok then sure

by I’m_using-my_real~name January 22, 2020

January 22

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.

January 22
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."

by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019