1. The religion where a group of people called "Unicornists". Worship that, 5236 years ago, 'The Unicorn of Destiny' was born, and brought "marijuana" into the universe. "When thy shalt smoke this 'Joint' you shall have holy things run through thy brain." They also beleived that the Unicorn of Destiny fucked the virgin mary, when she was super duper high. And his son is Jesus. Jesus only beleived he was the son of god because he was a crack baby! Now a days groups of people gather in large groups known as "Herb Circles" or "Dude, let's get high" and smoke marijuana cigarretes... Reefers (By the way we never said the unicorn had died)
2. The beleif in having sex with horses enables the baby to grow an ever erected penis on their snout
Both of these definitions are for fun, not for any way of real beleif or offense in any way.
2. The beleif in having sex with horses enables the baby to grow an ever erected penis on their snout
Both of these definitions are for fun, not for any way of real beleif or offense in any way.
1. Weed.... Bitch... Unicornism Religion
2. Fuck a horse and find out... Unicornism religion
The unicorn thing was necissarry? REARRY?
Both of these definitions are for fun, not for any way of real beleif or offense in any way.
2. Fuck a horse and find out... Unicornism religion
The unicorn thing was necissarry? REARRY?
Both of these definitions are for fun, not for any way of real beleif or offense in any way.
by The Unicorn of Destiny March 29, 2009
by punkx017 August 09, 2003
The only religion in history where you don't have to prove that you are worthy for God. A religion where everyone knows that they have sinned and all you must do is repent and trust in him(God). Remember, not everything in the bible has been proven but nothing has been disproven and a lot has been proven to be true facts.
by The_Truth_about_Everything April 23, 2016
by OthedevastatorO March 27, 2011
Any doomsday religion, in a post-COVID world where social distancing prevent public preaching, that uses online methods such as Zoom to preach and proselytize it's doomsday message.
by EVITATIVE September 13, 2020
The end-times religion of the true of the Hebrew scripture "Yahweh." This religion is lead by the Prophet Naziyr, also known as Melchizedek, the High Priest of the Most High God. Melchizedek is mentioned as the Archangel Michael in Daniel 12:1 and Elijah in Malachi 3:1, as well as Revelations 10:1-11 as the angel who gives earth a little entitled "The Holy Book of the Prophesied Counselor." This book clarifies that Yahweh is the one and only God of Israel and earth.
I am a member of "The Naziyr!Religion."
My religion is "The Naziyr Religion" Devoted Ones to Yahweh.
My religion is "The Naziyr Religion" Devoted Ones to Yahweh.
by The Covenant Messenger August 23, 2021