Person 1: A random guy just stole my car keys! I've been Israeled!
Person 2: Were you gonna drive your car to suck off Hitler?
Person 2: Were you gonna drive your car to suck off Hitler?
by Homophobia Is A W December 30, 2023
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Person 2: Were you gonna drive your car to suck off Hitler?
Person 2: Were you gonna drive your car to suck off Hitler?
by Homophobia Is A W December 30, 2023
Get the Israeled mug.The best example of decolonialism in the world when a people in diaspora for thousands of years return home, fix the land, and protect it from POS terrorists while simultaneously having the most ethical military and defending against antisemitism around the globe.
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Get the Israel mug.A term pathetic terrorists and nazis came up with to try and delegitimize a country and its people after that country kicked their terrorists asses.
Terrorist: dude we got our asses kicked, let’s make a smear campaign so we can feel better about ourselves. Israeled.
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Get the isrealed mug.The term "Israeled" describes a situation where a person, after initially asking you to share something that belongs to you, continuously seizes more after obtaining the initially shared item. When you object, they claim that the item was already theirs.
"A man, indicating that there were no available seats in the restaurant, asked if he could sit at my table. I replied, 'Of course, please.' However, as soon as he sat down, he said, 'Stand up, leave my table.' I' ve been israeled"
by specirregular January 2, 2024
Get the Israeled mug.ISRAEL-D /or Irrational Schizophrenic Reactive Enurectic Learning Disorder. More commonly called Isreal Disorder.
Is a neurological and penile disorder that targets the brain, brainstem and bladder. It is know to Induce a strong urge of wanting to kill innocent people (especially children and babies) followed by intense psychotic episodes, complete lack of empathy, aggression, hallucinations and complete loss of bladder control.
It is most commonly observed in soldiers, psychopaths, colonisers and US government officials.
Is a neurological and penile disorder that targets the brain, brainstem and bladder. It is know to Induce a strong urge of wanting to kill innocent people (especially children and babies) followed by intense psychotic episodes, complete lack of empathy, aggression, hallucinations and complete loss of bladder control.
It is most commonly observed in soldiers, psychopaths, colonisers and US government officials.
Person 1: Man this shit is getting serious fr.
Person 2: Ik man. These people. There's so much death and suffering. And the loonies... They're everywhere!
Person 1: Yeah. Like my neighbour. Heard she contracted ISRAEL-D after watching some sketch shit on FB.
Person 2: Fr?!
Person 1: Yeah bro. Fr!
Person 2: Ik man. These people. There's so much death and suffering. And the loonies... They're everywhere!
Person 1: Yeah. Like my neighbour. Heard she contracted ISRAEL-D after watching some sketch shit on FB.
Person 2: Fr?!
Person 1: Yeah bro. Fr!
by OccDoc161 January 4, 2024
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