Double-hatting

The act of wearing two condoms to practice extra-safe sex

"I ain't having no baby, you'd better be double-hatting or you ain't going in"

by DJ Cull June 13, 2015

snatch-hat

Pain in the ass douchbag or bitch

I asked Andy to make me dinner but he didn't because he's a smug-ass snatch-hat

by theDroob March 28, 2019

boss hats

Elementary level slang term for "Ball Sack".

Ouch! Jenny just kicked Jack-o in the boss hats for taking her apple at lunch!

by tickleman March 15, 2019

Banana Hat

A slang word used to refer to a condom. Usually refers to a condom which is a complete spoof or is ridiculously short. Can be found in cheap thrift stores around China and in your uncle's sock drawer.

Fuckboy 1: Hey bro, I pegged this girl I met in a bar last night in the ass. It was the most wonderful anal sex I've ever had.
Fuckboy 2: Man, I got drunk and did the same to some random bitch off the street. It turns out, I got a banana hat instead of an actual working condom. Now she's fucking preganant.
Fuckboy 1: That's why you always go anal. No banana hats to worry about.

by GoingInDry August 14, 2019

Rick hat

Another name for a cabbie hat, the one those weird fucks named Rick usually wear when they start going bald.

Rick hat spotted at 12 o clock, bet that dudes bald as fuck.

by digitalr0nin January 10, 2020

Shell hat

A piece of headwear that makes one feel intimately at home, as if in a childhood fort.

“I’ve never seen her look as at peace, as in her shell hat. Such a happy hat.”

by Gordonmaster October 3, 2020

Hand Hat

Unknown origin. Word fortold by the chosen one Gbef. If anyone were to say it at a party where alcohol is being consumed, he will be the next Jesus Christ.

DO ME THE HAND HAT.

WHERE IS DO ME THE HAND HAT.

by arflock gebefkov September 6, 2011