Butt Trumpet

The incredible skill of being able to not only play the trumpet but to harness the sheer power of your inner rectum to play a trumpet with your butthole

My butt trumpet skills were insane until I lost my mouthpiece in my ass

by Littlefuckfucker69 May 31, 2019

jiggle butt

a girl with a big ol' booty that shake with every step she take.

"Damn look at that jiggle butt i cant believe it shakes so much."

by kelbel060214 March 11, 2009

butt bartering

(verb) The acquisition of money, drugs, or other products and favors in exchange for sexual services which most oftentimes include anal sex.

The old man began to tell some of the neighborhood children about a simpler time he remembered as he sat on his porch. “Now I ain’t calling anyone a prostitute or anything” Uncle Roger began, grinning as he spoke, “But that ol girl Betsy was out here butt bartering before butt bartering was cool. Sheeeeet, I remember back in the day you’d know who was holding the good blow in the neighborhood just from watching where that ho was going to….they’d also have a clean house cause that was ol girl’s specialty. If a person had an eight ball of the good why Betsy’d be putting some of that dirty butt on them and have the house cleaned and squared away by the time the dope was all gone”.

by Nikki Stixx September 5, 2022

butt fleas

a constant irritation or itching in the ass.

The butt fleas are feasting! Maybe I didn't wipe good enough...

by MinPin76 May 1, 2012

VG Butts

A sexual parody of the popular webcomic VG Cats. It is made by separate people, but has the same characters.

vg butts

by MrTrollMan August 5, 2010

lava butt

The condition tha occurs when eating something so damned spicy that it burns the anal tract. "Spicy in, spicy out". Also these symptoms will arise when eating bad food or ingesting items that have been in the refrigerator for way too long (i.e., leftovers from a restaurant that is now out of business).

Hey, I'm gonna enter that 100 hot wings eating contest. Dude, you are so gonna get lava butt. Yea, but I'll win $100.

I didn't think the Christmas casserole went bad, but I ended up with a real bad case of lava butt.

by piratemaxx February 15, 2009

butt kegel

squeezing your butt muscles together to prevent pooping or unwanted entry into your ass

It sucks you're going to prison, hopefully you've started practicing your butt kegels

by MastaRiddle March 20, 2013