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Russian and Italian

The act of rubbing your penis between breasts and ass-cheeks, respectively.
Dude 1: i went russian and italian on that chick last night.
Dude 2: sweet.
by mrsmrsir October 5, 2011
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Italian Shower

To not wash but spray deodorant over the body to cover the odour cos of lack of time or total laziness.
I brushed my teeth but had an Italian shower due to the lack of time and was still late for work.
by C.W August 1, 2006
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Italian

What I'm most proud to be. And it's not because our nonna's cook us food whenever we want, or because our houses are usually kick ass and spotless, or because most are blessed with good looks, or because Milan, Italy is the fashion capital of the world, or the funny accents, or family ties to the Mafia. It's because we're intellegent people. Most think Italian boys are John Gotti clones. I'd admit in some cases, this is true. Oh and ALL ITALIAN MEN SMELL GOOD. Have you ever gone to an Italian wedding and passed by all of the good looking boys in Armani suits?! They smell lovely. Italian women are dark usually and no, not all Italians can cook a good dish of pasta, only our grandparents can. Italians have contributed a lot to this world. And any Brit, Irish/Scottish lad, Japanese gangster, arrogant French man, Prideful Portuguese is hating on the Italians, JUST KEEP WISHING ONE DAY YOU'LL WAKE UP SMELLING GOOD IN AN ARMONI SUIT AND HAVING AN ITALIAN NONNA COOKING KICK ASS FOOD WHILE YOUR UNCLE TONY PLAYS CARDS WITH THE REST OF YOUR FAMILY WAITING FOR THE LASAGNA TO BE DONE.
John Gotti lookalike #1- *cuffs sleeves, puts aviators on* YAO YAO MAN YOU STEALIN MAH HAIR GEL?! YAO WHY ARE YOU STEALING MY HAIR GEL?! *talks really fastly mumbling fungulo*
Intellegent Italian: You're a disgrace to Italians. You're what makes me want to curl up in a ball and become Korean.

John Gotti lookalike#2- WOULD YOU JUST WATCH THE HAIR?!
by Ericaaa September 8, 2008
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Italian Import

A Bootleg. A CD pressed over seas to bypass the legal issues of using a plant here. Also a Term used here to describe a bootleg without saying the word. Typically found in the music industry and sold in smaller music stores.
The guy at the store said this disc is an Italian Import of a live concert.
by MERVERNATOR March 30, 2005
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Italian

The most gorgeous people on this planet. Awesome hair. Soo sweet. Flirts.
Mary: Have you meet Jake? He is sooo hot!
Jane: OMIGOSH YES! He's a total Italian! ;)
by i<3umoreeeeeeeee October 25, 2011
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Italian Banker

A sexual position where the man lies on his back facing up. The female lies on her partner facing up. She arches her back to allow penetration. While raising her hips, she puts her hands behind her, doing a crab like crawl to get the motion started. The woman does all the work in this position. This is also known as the Italian Chandelier.
She would have burned a lot more calories doing the Italian Banker if her partner would have lasted longer.
by Sonya C. November 14, 2007
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italian taco

Any cheap frozen pizza folded in half and eat like a taco
Man Totino's makes one helluva italian taco.
by Donut1984 May 7, 2008
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