middle lane

When your merging into a relationship is the middle lane. The left lane is when your totally single. The middle lane would be the talking stages of a relationship

Him and I are in the middle lane. So I think we are about to date.

by abd124987 January 4, 2021

Middle School

A heckhole filled with a bunch of sweaty people and self important jerks. Other than that, you would also get to stay in one classroom for an hour, six times. Basically a headache in a building. Aside from that, you get to wander around alone during break, while your elementary friends will hang out with a bunch of random people because they're so lucky they get to be popular and they pretend like they don't even know you exist. Once you go home and get to cry in your bed for a couple of hours, you get to have the thought of going to school the next day... Five more times... for ten months... aaaand twelve more years.

Person 1: Hey, what are you doing in middle school tomorrow?
Person 2: Nothing
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: No, actually lots. Too much
Person 1: Oh, we get to watch a movie
Person 2: Spoiled brat, middle school doesn't let you do that

by BigFatDuck December 16, 2019

Middle School

The place where you lose the meaning of life and humanity. You go in happy and ready to "find yourself", but you come out looking like someone from orange is the new black.

MOM! PLEASE DON'T SEND ME TO MIDDLE SCHOOL! WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU?

by ClassyBrunnumGIrl August 9, 2018

Middle School

Middle School is the first stage in your life where you feel out of place. You’re surrounded by toxic, rude, fake, annoying people. Everyone else seems to be fine without you. Even the “weird” kids have a good time, because they don’t care about what people think about them, unlike you. You have to maintain a certain picture and are full of emotions because of the pressure that is put on you. You have to have good grades, look presentable, and be “nice”, also know as fake. You constantly have to choose a side in an argument you had no part of in the first place. In the end you end up hating half of the boys at your school because your “friends” “dated” them and they broke up after two weeks. You feel like you can’t be yourself or you’ll be judged. You can’t say anything because people will think it’s offensive, but you can’t not say anything because then people will think you’re boring and won’t want to be friends with you. And for some weird reason you get made fun of for going to bed before 12 a.m. and liking a different sports team. If you like different things than other people you’re considered weird. You’re forced to be this way, and in the end, you end up as one of those toxic, rude, fake, annoying people you said you would never be.

I’m so over middle school and it’s toxic impact.

by tOXictEeNAGer February 15, 2020

Middle School

torture Middle school is usually grades 6th~8th and it usually is torture. The worst is 6th, everyone judges you and then in 7th it’s okay, everyone is insecure and cringy, then 8th is also okay because it is usually your last year at that school.

School district: HOW CAN WE MAKE MIDDLE SCHOOL THE WORST?!
School district 5 seconds later: *the middle school we have today*

by Garlicbread112233 November 18, 2018

Wakefield Middle

WCPSS school, infamous for the "devious lick" challenge, has people that say that I like fruit even though I dont, and has ZERO COVID protocols (aside from a poorly implemented mask rule)

Wakefield Middle School is the worst school ever!!!!!!! It feels like hell.

by plmjiuhnbvcdertg October 29, 2021

Middle Mary

Someone who constantly takes the position that "both sides are the same".

Someone who always tries to justify both sides.

Bill is such a Middle Mary, he said "The Axes and the Allies were both evil".
Joe keeps trying to tell me "The KKK and BLM are the same", why is he being a Middle Mary?

by kati9 December 3, 2021