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I have a huge cock.
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I have a microwave

1. An expression used in moments of emotional awkwardness or when someone wants to help but doesn’t know what to say. It often comes from a heartfelt intention that ends up sounding random or awkward.
2. A lighthearted way to acknowledge that you want to offer support but are at a loss for words, essentially saying you have good intentions even if the gesture is a bit off the mark.
During a heartfelt conversation about her struggles, Hannah wanted to offer support to her friend but ended up saying, “I have a microwave,” and everyone laughed at the awkward yet genuine gesture.
by CMDreamTeam September 11, 2025
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I have 20 years old

A common mistake made by Brazilians speakers of English. In Portuguese, people "have" their ages.
by NonNative March 17, 2019
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