hoopy

poop, that has hair in it probably swalloed or off your anuuuuus

dude, i had a HOOPY today it was CR@ZY!!!

by yellowgrassontheconcrete June 25, 2008

hoody

The most genius of players, the one who can run them all and still pull shit like a real one.

you wish you could be like hoody, bitch.

by dsizzle November 24, 2003

[hoosier]

"At least one term deserves special mention for, so far as can be learned, it is native to the prison. Every inmate knows its meaning and a great portion of them use the word. The term which seems unique in the prison is the word 'hoosier'. A 'hoosier' seems to be any person, inmate, or otherwise, who is objectionable. More specifically, it is used for stool pigeons, stupid persons, and officials. It seems to have no reference to Indiana and its etiology could not be learned".

- CLEMMER, Donald. The Prison Community - Boston: The Christopher Publishing House, 1940, p. 90.

"We go in at 8:45 and are razzed all along the line. When the night guard unlocks the cell we enter and the following conversation takes place:

"N.C.P. What the hell is that on the floor? Which is your bunk?
"Me: I don't know. The hoosier (galley boy) usually keeps this joint pretty clean. Your bunk's the top one, but if your mattress is better than mine, we'll sleep there.
"N.C.P. Some one's been eating peanuts and dropped 'em on the floor. I have to get up at 5:00 o'clock, don't I? Will he remember to call me? (The night guard.)
"I: You have to go out at 5:00 o'clock and he wakes you up at 4:00 so you can get dressed. If he don't call you, the screws won't get any breakfast.
"N.C.P. That hoosier better not bother me at 4:00 o'clock. What the hell do I care whether they get any breakfast or not! Oh, the dirty bastard!"

(Idem, ibidem, p. 106)

by arsenico January 18, 2009

Wreck the hoose juice

In Scotland it's Magners irish cider that gets you absolutely totally drunk that you fall over, drop stuff, be sick and wee everywhere except the toilet,therefore "Wreck the hoose!"

"Ah'm gonnae be steamin the night on wreck the hoose juice!"

by Peter Strang March 19, 2008

Hoosier Shower

A variant of urolagnia in which participants consume large quantities of high fructose corn syrup beforehand to aggressively sweeten their urine.

Hoosier showers are far better tasting than Golden Showers.

by Jason and Deirdre November 1, 2007

Hooey

the highest of swear words
its word than the nword
weeoo

"this place is a load of hooey"

by you hecking fricks January 21, 2019

hoopy

One who plays hoops (basketball) i.e. a black man.

Watch out for them hoopies...

by baffyB August 12, 2004