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Hooker's Shower

When one only washes thier: asshole, crotch, armpits, and teeth.
Janice was a trainwreck; only having 3 minutes before meeting with a client, she took a washcloth and a toothbrush in an Arby's bathroom and gave herself a hooker's shower.
by Tremb1es April 7, 2020
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Jasmine Hooker

A very nice girl who is obsessed with Totoro. Wont get off her phone and loves tik tok dances. Gets mad sometimes but it doesnt matter. Great at everything such as math and piano. Get to meet a Jasmine Hooker and your life will be 10x better
by hewwokittyX3 February 20, 2020
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feeling hooker

1. noun. someone who helps you work out your problems for money.
That feeling hooker really helped me get over that horrible break up.
by J-man123 December 16, 2012
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Hooker Pirate

Yo that girl is a smelly hooker pirate.
by fastenfurryous February 14, 2012
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that's so hooker

Anything that is amazing/filthy/rock'n'roll.

Inspired by Gaga and Born This Way's Hooker on Church Corner.
by LittleMonster1203 February 21, 2011
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Hooker Eggin

The act of driving close to one or more prostitutes while the passenger throws eggs at the whore. May also be done with a sling or other similar device.
My douchebag friend drove and I got to do some serious hooker eggin. I hit that bitch right in the face!
by IrischGuy December 8, 2011
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Finley Hooker

that boy almost Finley Hooker height
by adamsnmax June 4, 2023
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