Cat Hoarder

1. A person, who has dedicated their life to accumulating small, domesticated furry felines in a variety of breeds. This person continuously accepts more cats into their dwelling and lets them breed together to create more cats all while keeping them stocked in a closely guarded quarters in their living space.

Pat loved cats so much she renamed herself Tabby.

Tabby was such a Cat Hoarder, that when she thought one was stuck in her recliner, she didn’t even realize that it was not a recliner, but a pile of cats, stuck in cats.

by lifers April 24, 2011

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Re-Hoard

The act of taking or buying another's previously hoarded items for the purposes of your own hoarding.

My grandmother hits yard sales at 6 am to buy a bunch of crap she can re-hoard.

by durhamama May 10, 2011

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Dog Hoarding

Any person who owns more than 2 dogs.

Me: Man, Jud just got ANOTHER dog - a black lab puppy. . . This is like their 3rd dog.

Wife: That's dog hoarding.

by Myers251 March 27, 2014

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fart hoarder

An uptight person who refuses to show their true humanity by sticking to a strict and unattainable code of conduct. Also they think their farts don't stink.

Jim was such a fart hoarder at that meeting.

by Lennylovescarl May 11, 2019

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Beta Harem

A group of beta orbiters numbering greater than 4 at the mercy and disposal of one roastie.

Ah shit, there goes that whore and her beta harem, let's see how they defend her against Brogan's teasing today.

Yeah I tried to dm her but when I found out she had a beta harem of 8, I lost interest.

by Fruit-Boi July 15, 2019

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