Hard Hatting

Hard hatting is the act of defecating a particularly hard tip of a turd. Oftentimes, this is followed by super soft serve poop, or diarrhea.

Todd says, "Hey man, we gotta get going!"

Gary says, "Yeah, I'll get Bob out of the john."

Knock, knock, knock....

Gary says, "Hey Bob, we gotta get going!"

Bob says, "Hold on! I'm hard hatting in here!"

by Gnat Masterson January 23, 2023

Double-hatting

The act of wearing two hats to keep head extra dry.

You better be double-hatting today, it’s raining hard outside!

by Gibby Donate January 4, 2024

mud hutting

when a group of six black men surround you naked, defecate on you. and spreading said defecation over you like baby simba.

"does anyone wanna go mud hutting with me"
"derrick got mud hutted last week. he hasnt been the same since"

by *man on soundcloud July 9, 2025

Siren hatting

The act of behaving egotistical tied to a fantasy about getting others into trouble

Guy 1: You ain't supposed to have chocolate bars out here punk! Let's see what the boss has to say about this!
Guy 2: dude, quit siren hatting

by secretofthesnooze October 28, 2025