2004 Haircut

A simple term used to describe when someone gets a bad haircut, probably from Supercuts or their own mom. The person sporting the haircut also probably accidentally uses lube as hair gel.

Joey: "Omg, what happened to Ryan's hair?"

Christian: "He totally got a 2004 haircut!"

by Phantom Joss July 10, 2017

Hair of the Unicorn

The drug equivalent of "hair of the dog" I.e when one wakes in such a state that only taking more drugs can alleviate your symptoms ...

Last night was amazing .. I was off my trolley .. Im
Gonna need a hair of the unicorn !!

by Savaloy June 10, 2015

Swishy Hair

A hair style often worn by teenage boys where the hair length is between the eyebrows and nose and has a slight curl up at the end. The boy will often flick his head to the side making his hair 'swish' to one side therefore creating swishy hair. This hair style is often popular among the surfing community

Heyy that dude has swishy hair!

Check out the surfer with the swish

by June Snow August 22, 2009

Moe Haircut

When a person has a bowl haircut like moe from the 3 stooges.

I'd like to punch that guy in the face and watch his moe haircut shake around.

by holymolyhorsie February 25, 2011

Nae nae haircut

A nae nae haircut is the lack of a haircut.

Or if you have a bad haircut, it’s a nae nae haircut

CheezWhizAddict: Dude your hair looks like my foreskin
Whoreepuke: Nah bro, that’s just my nae nae haircut

by CheezWhizAddict April 14, 2020

Haibo

A dismissive "no" in South Africa.

News24 reports "The teacher reportedly took three teenage boys for piercing. He also reportedly had his own penis pierced in front of the pupils and gave the boys penis-shaped pasta."

Commentator writes "Haibo, where can you even buy the penis pasta? I've never seen it at Shoprite or Checkers!"

by slapphappe October 31, 2013

get out of my hair

to stop annoying someone.

Will you get out of my hair! You area real pain!
What do I have to do to get this guy out of my hair.

by timmy00274672 June 24, 2016