Hog Nut

A large pinch of snuff, dip, or chewing tobacco

Johnny: “Hey bubba let me get a dip”
Earl: “you need a hog nut for that bottom lip”

by Longhead69 December 2, 2023

hog wallow

A sexual act of defecating on the chest or stomach of your sex partner then performing rigorous missionary sex successfully covering you and your partner in dung

Tom:Did you see the hog wallowers on the beach?

Bill: Yeah although nasty they were doing it right!

by BIGG JIM December 15, 2023

Hog Hunter

Male who enjoys using dating apps frequently and gets lots of matches but only interacts and chases the hogs (slightly or fully chubby girls who love getting porked) and then proceeds to invite them to his crib and give them a royal porking and treat them like shit and if the women isn’t using birth control they are forced to abort the baby

“Oh Hey Pearcey you’re such a hog hunter, that girl you porked last night was a fucking beast”

by GeneralHogman1 January 7, 2024

hog light

JAKE GRILLS OF STIRLING RAWDON

JAKE GRILLS YOU ARE A HOG LIGHT CUNT

by Jewish kid January 22, 2024

hog nails

Nails that grow from ones penis. Similar to finger or toe nails, but hog specific…

“I just need to take a quick shower and clip my hog nails, but should be ready in no time”

by Hogworks February 5, 2024

Hog tied

When a non fat man dates a plus size girl

That man hog tied his new girlfriend

by JakeRake February 25, 2024

hog muffler

hog muffler is a rare insult. to muffle a hog would be dirty and pointless. So someone who would do that are also dirty and pointless. If used sexually it would be an insult to the woman (hog) and the man (muffler).

Get out of my way hog muffler. "he uses the muffler on that hog all night I bet"

by Eagle fucker March 1, 2024