Guelph

Similar to a girl queefing, a guelph is when the penis of a man releases air out of the meatus of the urethra, making a soft "fart-like" sound.

Dude, so I was sleeping with this chick, and after 3 minutes, I guelphed. I was so embarrassed I had to stop.

by 447 Grove St. December 1, 2013

gazelle-mate

1. Spoken with a mock-Australian accent. Is similar in meaning to "g'day mate" except using the word gazelle.

2. Name of common urban poem.

"Gazelle Mate"

gazelle mate, brewskin,give me your answer don't.

I'm half crazy I want to bang your goat.

I can't afford a cabbage; therefore you'll have to make do with charles babbage.

But you look skeet like a poo on a stick held by a man with an extra chromosome at the door.

john: whassup my hoe-dog?
orrin: oh, gazelle-mate, give me your answer don't.
john: is it.

by ozrine December 9, 2008

guzzleitis

a diesease caused by the lack of drinking alcohol in large quantities everyday.

"my friend bob got guzzleitis"

"how did he get that?????"

"from not drinking everyday of his life!!!!"

by Strutman November 8, 2007

bum guzzler

a man who participates in homosexual activities.

a.k.a a queer

"hey roy I saw down the gay club last night"

"yeah, i was doing stuff"

"ur such a bum guzzler"

by roy woodhead January 16, 2008

Cum Guzzler

A girl that loves to give head

Oh, that chick is a virgin?! She is such a sweeeet cum guzzler though

by Orgasmotron May 11, 2010

Cum Guzzler

a person that likes the taste of salty sperm, someone who swallows this alot,

People like shane the shit stain are cum guzzlers

he or she enjoy the thick salty taste of semen/ sperm

enjoying both male and females

by Channxo July 17, 2011

cum guzzling semon demon

An ex girfriend. Any woman who has enough cum or semon inside them to be compared to a demon who is full of damned souls.

Bitch you're such a cum guzzling semon demon

by Djsanders95 March 15, 2017