Gnome Ride

When a tall girl is standing up receiving oral sex from a very short person or midget without having to lie down, sit or bend over for oral contact.

Dude, Helga is so tall, I would let her Gnome Ride me for sure Bud.

by MsStoleYourWife January 24, 2022

gnomelet

A word similar to manlet but for gnomes

guy: keemstar is such a gnomelet

by femboyenthusiast March 3, 2022

Geometry for Enjoyment and Challenge

Literally the best Geometry textbook you'll ever read. Nicknames include: Geometry for Endorphins and Objections. Simplifies into GeoEC.

God, I love Geometry for Enjoyment and Challenge so much. It gives me such enjoyment with the challenge.

by welleysbutno March 14, 2022

gnickle gnomes

The people that come in the middle of the night and take away you beer bottles and cans.

Dammit!!! The Gnickle Gnomes came again last night and left the trash strewn everywhere!

by Adelcambre January 12, 2009

evil gnome

Small human capable of evil and cruelty

Jeremy, the evil gnome duct taping his brother to a tree in the orange grove and pelting him with oranges or Jeremy hiding in the orange groves and stalking and pelting his brothers from the tree tops until they run home crying.

by Prdirish April 2, 2008

The Glome

A cuddly, sentimental demon-hunting creature that cries over spilled cookies and gives food to bums. Also known to create psychedelic art / literature.

The Glome: so something strange happened on the way from the deli

x: what?

The Glome: 1. there was a hole in my grocery bag as I biked home
2. I kept being distracted by attractive women
3. I LOST ALL OF MY GROCERIES

by thepurplemonster October 20, 2008

Hydro-Gnome

The more elite form of Sea-Gnome.

You feel a sharp stabbing pain while in the water. You look down and exclaim "Argh, a sea gnome!" Your- in all likelihood unstabbed- friend should then procede to point out "No man, see the oxygen tank? That's a Hydro-Gnome."

by Mr "Sarcastic" March 6, 2011