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monkey grind

when you focused on that monkey grind, focused on that climb, reject humanity

and become monkey
"he be on his monkey grind"
by Zacco January 11, 2021
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The Mad Grind

When you start a new job and don't know what you're doing but you want to pull it off casual like you do know what you're doing so you act nonchalant but in the background you haven't changed your clothes or brushed your hair or folded that pile of clean laundry thats been sitting there for a week cause you're pulling off a 60+ hour work week hosting your zoom meetings on the empty cardboard box you call your office and you're just grinding triple time so you have something to contribute to tomorrow's meeting and don't come across as the rookie you really are.
Sure, I can make those calls I'm on the mad grind already.

Mom, I can't talk right now I'm on the mad grind.
by Getahandleonthis January 19, 2021
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Gurmehar Grind

a condition of body and mind that typically recurs for several hours every night, in which the eyes are closed, the postural muscles relaxed, the activity of the brain altered, and consciousness of the surroundings practically suspended.
I'm hopping off guys, it's time to gurmehar grind.
by BigNigerianPrincess August 2, 2023
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line grind

When a heavily intoxicated girl or just plain-out whore decides to grind on 5 or more guys in a linear pattern, usually occuring at club, house party, or concert
Clemson, SC

Guy 1: "Dude I was at Flip-Flop's last night and this drunk-ass rallycat was all up on me and like 8 other guys."
Guy 2: "Oh, she's one of those line grinders."
by Coach Sam Copeland January 24, 2010
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Grinding Pepper

the act of giving a handjob or imitating a hand job that appears in a twisting repetion of motions.
That resembles the act of grinding pepper, fresh from a pepper grinder.
Dude, I walked into Mike's house, and his dad was sitting on the couch grinding pepper.
by Punkaboo May 13, 2010
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coffee grinding

in the act of doing a coffee grinder, which is a breakdancing move
by Phishr December 20, 2004
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Swiss Grinding

Multiple males masturbating in a room full of swiss cheese
On our mission trip to Switzerland we couldn't pass up the epic tradition of swiss grinding.
by redwhite&green March 31, 2011
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