Construct used to describe an impossibly difficult and annoying thing to obtain that one immediately regrets upon finally succeeding. Catching a greased lemur is nearly impossible and extremely frustrating. They are slippery and moody and bite. Greased up, they are even more of a nightmare. And when you finally catch it, you have a hairy, exhausted disgusting oily lemur. Great. Hooray for me.
Not entirely dissimilar to a pyrrhic victory.
Not entirely dissimilar to a pyrrhic victory.
Dude, she's a greased lemur what are you doing? You're going to hate yourself when you finally get her.
by beeuhnay May 25, 2016
Get the greased lemurmug. A health-conscious person who goes as far as to press their napkin on to their pizza in an attempt to rid it of the top layer of grease-as if this will make their pizza any healthier.
Jeff: Hey,is Logan coming to the party tonight?
Andrew: Nah man,he's a total grease presser.He'll ruin the pizza.
Jeff:That's disgusting,man.
Andrew: Nah man,he's a total grease presser.He'll ruin the pizza.
Jeff:That's disgusting,man.
by kbair February 22, 2012
Get the Grease Pressermug. 
A very greasy gorilla who is low on brain cells and high on acne. They are very big and dum. They like to steal food and play hockey. They have a quick temper and pysical strength. They are a very rare species and usally hang around greasy grove.
by XXXCelstia December 5, 2018
Get the Grease Gorillamug. a flap of like I don't even know bruh i- i wanna say like nut sack flap but that- or something like, nahhh I think we can make it better than that, cuz it needs to be wet for some reason, its just like a flap on ur back that's always wet for some reason. grease flaps is a flap of grease
by cumbucket47 October 12, 2021
Get the grease flapsmug. v. Aussie surfing term for buttering up somebody or improving one’s position or lot in life.
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Strewth mate! You’ll be out of a job no fear when the boss sees you in that clobber.
No worries. I’ve spent the last fortie greasing the koala.
No worries. I’ve spent the last fortie greasing the koala.
by gnostic3 November 23, 2019
Get the greasing the koalamug. by cccccccccccorgy October 19, 2007
Get the Jake-Greasemug.