Academic Crotch Grab

When you get a hand job during school. In class.

"Dude, I totally got an academic crotch grab by Brittany in 3rd period!"

by The Teacher(; December 15, 2009

smash n grab

When a playa gets all up and wasted at a hot soire anh is pushin up on all the supa dope fine honeys.

Girl to friend: the party was john blaze and jumpin until Levi tried to play smash n grab on me..

Friend:Damn Gurrl.........

by Levi Yockey October 11, 2004

Grab Booty Day

National Grab Booty Day is a sacred day where men and women are free to grab each others ass all day long. Grab Booty Day takes place on April 10th every year.

Ima grab dat booty because it’s “National Grab Booty Day”.

by AccurateDescriptions19 April 10, 2019

grabbing a chocolate bar

for a white man, at a bar, to walk up to a random black/biracial/Caribbean girl and ask her for sexual favors. For a black guy to do the same to a white girl should probably be called licking vanilla ice cream.

if you are not a Don Juan,do not go grabbing a chocolate bar unless you are ready to become the girl's sugar daddy.

by Sexydimma April 25, 2014

Grab My Musket

A euphamism for male masturbation, i.e., apply lip gloss, bash the bishop, beat it, beat off, beat (one's) meat, beat the bishop, buck the slobbering donkey, choke the chicken, crack one off, date Mrs. Palmer, fap, five knuckle shuffle, flog (one's) log, have a date with Rosie Palmer and her five sisters, have a tug of war with Cyclops, have a wank, jack off, jerk it , jerk off, jerk (one's) gherkin, junior Olympic pole vaulting, paint the ceiling, play pocket pinball, polish (one's) knob, pound (one's) pud – pudwhack, pud wrestle, punch the clown, punch the munchkin, rough up the suspect, rub one off, rub one out, slap the salami, spank it, spank (one's) monkey, stroke the salami, wank off – wax the carrot – wax the dolphin, whack it, whack off.

Phrase coined on 10/26/2016 by ex-Congressman Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom.

"On November 9th if Trump loses I'm gonna Grab My Musket. You in?"

by metalmixtress October 26, 2016

The gibby gibby grab

When you got a bong and a pipe going opposite ways in the same circle and you pass to the same person who passes to you.

Ahh they are both gonna get it.

The gibby gibby grab

by Theawkwardpiza November 1, 2018

Falcon Triple-Grab

While playing Super Smash Bro's Ultimate, your opponent: Captain Falcon- grabs you three times on the ledge of the map (gaining damage percentage,) and spikes you off the map on the third grab, knowing you can't recover. Achieving the highest level of disrespect, completely nullifying any sense of pride on the receiving end. Side effects may include depression and loss of self-sense.

"Dude, what the fuck? You really just falcon triple-grabbed me? That is some ULTRA pussy SHIT! Can you please play like a real Smasher instead of a class-A Chad?!"

by fuckinspooky March 3, 2019