Goon

-$7.50 worth of wine, in a box, With a taste equivalent to shit.

-Linked with Mass brain cell reduction, taste bud destruction, and fines of up to two hundred and twenty-five dollars in Australia.

-Drank by facktards who are too cheap to spend 15 bucks on a six pack of bundaberg rum -which is liquid gold

Ben: Dude the cops are coming!! RUN!

Brad: MaNN i jUSt draNK a whOLe cask of GOON! i AINT runnInn noWheRe!!

*falls over*

Cops: Mr Mcfarlane, im going to have to issue you a $255.00 fine for underage drinking in public.

Brad: AwwW FUCK!!!!

by Brad McFarlane January 14, 2008

GOON MONSTA

A totally gorgeous hunky bloke who consumes 4 ltrs of high quality "wine", stix the empty cask box on his head and pulls all the chicks with his great looks and charm, then blows uop his empty cask and is set 4 a great niote!111!!

Candy: "Gee alex u look hot in that goon box can i share ur goon pillow 2nite?"

Alex: "Sure Candy, as long as u invite Mandy 2!!!!"

by GOON MONSTA January 30, 2004

Goon

Here in the FLA, the term goon represents an illiterate black person that believes that he or she is "hard", in the sense of being gangster or "a real nigguh".

Jay- what!? im a real ass goon u bitch-made ass nigga.
Stef- kool u fuckin illiterate black kid. *shows grill*

by Stef L. March 19, 2008

GOON

A person who is uncredibly stupid/slow.
They tend to say things without thinking how rediculous they sound.
They tend not to get jokes quickly or at all.
Generally a knob head.

Alex: 'These chips taste really potatoey.'
Sophie: 'OMG, you're such a goon. What a stupid thing to say'

by SophieLovesAndre April 16, 2008

goona

a doona filled with goon

person 1:hey, what happened to my goona?

person 2: sorry man, Rachel got to it

by L28M August 11, 2009

goon

13 year old shitstains who think they are at the height of wit by being a complete asswipe to everyone and repeating the same lame-ass tired out catchphrases as some kind of secret handshake with other "goons".

"Do you have stairs in your house?" "The internet makes you stupid!" "OMG I'M A GOON TOO WE'RE SO KEWL!"

by Riconoen May 5, 2006

GOON SQUAD

A group of real crazy Goons coming straight out of Saint Charles, Illinois. They are extremely dangerous and are very very goon affiliated. You don't want to be confronted by the goon squad. They may also be known as the "GOOOOOOOOONS!" (Goons with 9 O's)

real goon affiliated. goon squad all up in a niggas face

by MoeDubGoonAffiliated October 21, 2010