A Lowest Bidder's or Military Grade standard of consistent and adequate, but otherwise unimpressive work, without the quality of a competitive market. A done job. Not well done, but done.
This can also apply to imprecise but likewise adequate usage of deadly force with too much time and budget constraints to perfectly avoid all collateral damage and casualties.
This can also apply to imprecise but likewise adequate usage of deadly force with too much time and budget constraints to perfectly avoid all collateral damage and casualties.
Person 1: The rifle can just barely hit a watermelon at 500 yards's distance.
Person 2: It's not a sniper rifle. That sort of accuracy is more than accurate enough for government work.
Person 2: It's not a sniper rifle. That sort of accuracy is more than accurate enough for government work.
by oron61 April 6, 2022

Government cheese is MONEY that comes directly from the government.
The Cheese Heads of Green Buy aren’t crazy about cheese they are crazy about Government Money.
The Government does not make cheese. There is no Gov cheese factory making blocks of cheese. Thats gross.
The Cheese Heads of Green Buy aren’t crazy about cheese they are crazy about Government Money.
The Government does not make cheese. There is no Gov cheese factory making blocks of cheese. Thats gross.
Rich idiot: “Let’s make up dinosaur’s and then ask for Government Cheese to give us Money to research them”. Or “let’s create movies with Serial Killers in them then ask for Government Cheese to research the problem”. Or “buy more Government cheese with Chinas Money”.
by Brian schwisow January 21, 2023

A government colonoscopy is when you arrange for the ATF, the IRS, and unemployment to investigate your abusive ex, since you couldn't get him arrested for abuse, hopefully he will be arrested for tax fraud or illegally owning a firearm or abusing unemployment during COVID.
Did you ever get Killian to stop stalking you?
I ordered a government colonoscopy for him. He has bigger problems now.
I ordered a government colonoscopy for him. He has bigger problems now.
by Siouxsie Supertramp September 30, 2023

Slang for the perfectly machine wrapped and packed rigid joints, approved by the Goverment of Canada.
by Jwomp92 October 19, 2018

Motherfucker who likes woman.
"Age is Just a Number" They say.
This person has probably been sent to prison 3 times for sexual assault.
"Stay away from that daycare!"
"Age is Just a Number" They say.
This person has probably been sent to prison 3 times for sexual assault.
"Stay away from that daycare!"
Not another Govern...
by Yeetus_Deletus_You August 13, 2023

An absolutely unnecessary system of human slavery.
"These so-called governments are in reality great bands of robbers and murderers, organized, disciplined, and constantly on the alert." - Lysander Spooner
"These so-called governments are in reality great bands of robbers and murderers, organized, disciplined, and constantly on the alert." - Lysander Spooner
by molonlabe2023 October 5, 2023

A group for the most elite and unintelligent people of the world
This shit-show is typically directed and produced by large corporations
This group also controls the United States and does not do so very effectively
They are often split further into 2 main groups, the morons and the dumb-asses
No on likes the members of this group yet everyone seems to keep willingly giving them power
This shit-show is typically directed and produced by large corporations
This group also controls the United States and does not do so very effectively
They are often split further into 2 main groups, the morons and the dumb-asses
No on likes the members of this group yet everyone seems to keep willingly giving them power
by DrywallEater January 3, 2025
