goober schloober

Someone who is the ultimate wackiest person ever, levels of goofiness TOO HIGH!

It happens when a goober and a schloober combine- must be contained

Man, my girlfriend is such a goober schloober, i’m so scared right now

by Gary_mint_p-_- February 10, 2024

boob goober

When a man cums on a girl's title, and she wipes it off she misses some. The part she misses drys and she has a boob goober on her tits.

Johnny came in Sally's tips. Oops Sally missed a spot while cleaning up. Now she is walking around with a boob goober

by TheUrbanGuy4Life January 01, 2024

Goofy Goobered

The act of getting your dick pics leaked online

Dude, Lane got goofy goobered last weekend!

by Stinky Melodica October 18, 2017

goober neck

Caillin mf Greer

Caillin is a goober neck bitch

by Goober neck December 10, 2023

Goober Male

An individual with all of the same exact traits of a sigma male, except they are very silly in nature; even when they are serious, they don't fail to be a goober.

Despite Xavier's independent and strong nature as a sigma, he is still a Goober Male regardless.

by Mr.Real69 April 19, 2023

Goober x Law

When two people dickride eachother

Omg you stop are acting so goober x law rn..

by bootyconsumer777 March 14, 2024

Illiterate goober

Someone who can’t properly spell what most would consider simple words, this makes them stupid.

*stolen, you illiterate goober

by Cjstaple May 05, 2019