glitter man

A very tall bald man who frequents strip clubs or titty bars. He consistently has glitter on his dome and nether regions. Or, a very very gay man.

Rod just got divorced again, the glitter man reared his ugly head and his wife found stripper dust on his drawers.

by Grandmustache April 21, 2018

Glitter Pox

1. The random appearance of glitter on your body.

2. Glitter appearing on things out of nowhere.

You have something on your face. I think you may have contracted glitter pox.

by Rev Nugget November 5, 2019

All that glitters is not gold

Something's attractive exterior does not always indicate what it is really made of.

The teenager with the fancy car and designer clothes learned a hard lesson when he realized all that glitters is not gold – his parents were struggling financially to keep up appearances.

by Arminkshipper July 5, 2024

Glitter Booty

A stupid trend that has/had women putting glitter on their asscheeks and parading it around.

Guy 1: "That new trend 'glitter booty' or whatever is really dumb!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, it makes women look kind of trashy..."

by Mah n i g g a May 26, 2018

Glitter Eater

a term for a no good pansy queer

"that fucking twink looks like a glitter eater"

by THEpenisman69420666balls September 23, 2023

Glitter

Glitter is a beautiful version of sand. They get everywhere, stick to everything, and are soooooooo super hard to clean up. Especially when its in the carpet. Just ask Brandon Farris is you dont believe me.

Brandon Farris Dumped 500 pounds of glitter into his room.

by Laupunzel July 15, 2022

Glitter cricket

Often know as a city slicker or a glitter chigger but for both sexes

Or a guy that say he knows what hes doing with cars, trucks, or hunting but really dont like to get his hands dirty or his boots.... just a glitter cricket....

Fucking glitter cricket....

by Notaglittlercricket April 1, 2020