by A Snek August 10, 2020
by sibby98 February 01, 2015
Terry: Please! Don't hurt me!
Brad: Shut up dweeb!
Terry: Just let me text Mt Minecraft Girlfriend one last time
*Brad's phone vibrates*
*Awkward silence*
--TIMESKIP--
Terry: And that kids is how I met your father
Brad: Shut up dweeb!
Terry: Just let me text Mt Minecraft Girlfriend one last time
*Brad's phone vibrates*
*Awkward silence*
--TIMESKIP--
Terry: And that kids is how I met your father
by Big, Big, Martian October 17, 2022
to me a non girlfriend is a girl who i plan to be with but have not been able to ask her to be mine yet, this can be for many reasons ranging to wrong timing or she wont say yes. to me a non girlfriend is someone i spend each second thinking about and am forced to always talk to her first as i miss her company. to me a non girlfriend is someone who respects me and always puts me ahead of others as i will always do for her, to me a non girlfriend is someone like Jessica who i want to be my real girlfriend <3
you were my non-girlfriend, will you be more?
by non-boyfriend March 23, 2017
An illustration of a female (usually good looking), usually in the form of a poster, located on the walls or ceiling of bedrooms of lonely young men.
by AwEsOmE-ty March 17, 2009
The phrase you use when you're tryna spit game to a potential side-chick but you already have a main girl who isn't giving any neck.
(Use this phrase wisely, don't abuse it.)
(Use this phrase wisely, don't abuse it.)
by MisterStealYourReich January 29, 2017
Something that is non-existing
by FritzValentino February 22, 2022