visitors baring gifts

People who show up naked at your house and offer their luscious warm softness as a "present" for you to savor and enjoy.
Many humans happily welcome visitors baring gifts; extra points if said arrivals also bring tasty culinary treats to fill their host's tummies, as well. I once saw a hilarious two-column essay about "how to please a woman vs. how to please a man"; the first column was a very lengthy list of things for the guy to do for the lady, such as buying her flowers and sweets, opening doors for her, complimenting her on her choices of clothing and praising her looks, etc. But for the other column, it merely listed two very brief items that a lady has to do to make a guy feel special and satisfied: "Show up naked" and "Bring food". :P
by QuacksO October 25, 2019
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Primus' Gift

When performing vaginal sex, the penetrator yells at the top of their lungs: "CYBER KEY POWER" before climaxing.
"Yeah, I gave her Primus' Gift last night. If you know what I mean"
by 84everfan March 28, 2020
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National No Gift Day

There are no accepting gifts nor giving gifts in this day, even on birthdays.
Bf: “Happy Birthday honey, here is your gift—“
Gf: “honey!! I can’t, it’s National no gift day!”
by SéanTheKoala August 09, 2022
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God's gift to males

A female that thinks males are here to serve females, and that if you dont tell a female what she wants to hear or kiss her ass, you deserve to die more than anybody else.
You'd be nothing and go nowhere in life without her, she's God's gift to males. Didn't you know that?
by Solid Mantis January 07, 2021
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rhymist gift

Rhymist Gift used in 2020 on theconsummatetransitioner website, is a person who has the innate and creative gift of effortlessly writing rhyming positive, inspirational, poetry.
Rhymist Gift defined is a person who effortlessly has the innate and creative gift of effortlessly writing rhyming positive, inspirational poetry.
by The Consummate Transitioner October 16, 2020
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Visit the gift shop

To defecate, especially in a public or business restroom
by Crown-Fondler October 25, 2022
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Gifted Cunts

When someone gets gifted in a game especially Rocket League. When psyonix favors and looks after the opposition and does everything it can go fuck you of an earned win
Played a game of rocket league earlier and there was gifted cunts left right and center
by Robbed when November 09, 2018
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