The middle and misplaced Ewing son from the shows "Dallas" and "Knots Landing". Gary was artistically inclined and favored by his mother Miss Ellie while being bullied by older brother J.R. and disowned by father Jock. Gary ended up running away a few times from his home and his wife Valeen before finally settling down @ Knots Landing with the help of his brother Bobby and Miss Ellie. Gary rarely returned to Dallas on account of J.R. and his new troubles @ Knots Landing.
by Chris Ewing August 25, 2005
Get the Gary Ewingmug. A complete joke of a human. One who has a I.Q. just north of 25.More than likely this person was inbred.This person often shits themselves in public, but not out of lack of self control, but because they are sick and enjoy the feeling and the stench. Always have bad hygeine.
by Jesse December 1, 2003
Get the moist Garymug. Lead singer of the great 80's band called Extreme. Extreme eventually broke up ,Cherone replaced Sammy Hagar and brought on the death of Van Halen
by frat January 3, 2005
Get the Gary Cheronemug. 
Get the Gary Lewismug. by curtis lewis October 19, 2006
Get the gary colemenmug. by Rick Hickson August 22, 2004
Get the Scary Garymug. bad ass city
the only cool city in indiana
michael and janet jackson are from there
full of steel mills and big buildings with broken windows
the only cool city in indiana
michael and janet jackson are from there
full of steel mills and big buildings with broken windows
by mikegalajfljdfakljlsj March 13, 2008
Get the gary indianamug.