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grease wedge

To take old oil grease from one's car and wedge between their butt cheeks, leaving it there for a few weeks before washing, leaving a nice black stain.
Tommy grease wedges? That's why his ass smelled like gasoline.
by MuthaLuvR April 15, 2014
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grease pump

A typically Derogatory term used to define someone who is generally greasy in character and just in general.

I.e. always showing up late, constant mooching etc
by Yell-A-wolF February 3, 2023
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Blunt grease

The grease at the end of a badly rolled blunt that gets on your lip.

#BluntGrease @BluntGrease
Johnzel rolled a blunt so trash he had “blunt greaseall over his lip.
by Drewy April 23, 2018
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Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
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meat greased

When a man cums on a girl’s pussy lips.
Are you going to grease Jenna’s meat tonight?

Yeah I was with Paul last night and got my meat greased.
by Clickman January 31, 2020
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Ballsack Grease

Sweat or Grease coming from underneath the testicals
I drink ballsack grease because it has good vitamins and nutrients
by Ballsack Grease Enjoyer May 28, 2022
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Arse grease

The brown mud like substance that exudes from your frek. This most beautiful excrement is both delicious and highly fragrant. It is best served warm on bread as an entree when having friends over for a social gathering.
Because I bought thin cheap toilet paper, my fingers busted through and i got arse greaseall over my hand
by Crozo September 27, 2007
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