Small amounts of feces that are accidentally ejected during a robust breaking of wind. Similar to a shart, but with less volume. Greatly increases toilet paper consumption and can lead to a rash when not treated. Most common with those who treat farting as performance art.
Dude 1: “Dude, my crack feels moist from that last cheek flapper and it’s driving me crazy! I guess I’ll have to go wipe off that fart frosting AGAIN!”
Dude 2: “I feel ya, at least with a shart, it’s over and done with. The last time my wife made kale, I had enough frosting to decorate a cake, and went through a whole roll of toilet paper in a day!”
Person 1: “Why does Bill keep leaving his desk to go to the bathroom? I haven’t seen him drink anything all day”
Person 2: “If you were his cube mate you’d know. He’s been cutting muffins all day. He probably needs to take care of some fart frosting before he gets a rash.”
Dude 2: “I feel ya, at least with a shart, it’s over and done with. The last time my wife made kale, I had enough frosting to decorate a cake, and went through a whole roll of toilet paper in a day!”
Person 1: “Why does Bill keep leaving his desk to go to the bathroom? I haven’t seen him drink anything all day”
Person 2: “If you were his cube mate you’d know. He’s been cutting muffins all day. He probably needs to take care of some fart frosting before he gets a rash.”
by Uncle Chunky September 29, 2019
Get the Fart frostingmug. the flaky crust that grows on the bottom of someones underware when they haven't changed them for a long period of time
Yo that fucker Phillip has some mad Frosted Flakes on his draws I think he shits himself and never wipes
by fishrman July 17, 2003
Get the Frosted Flakesmug. The painful exposure to cold wintertime air of skin that should really be bundled under several layers of clothing.
guy 1: (shivering) "There was this huge long line for the bathroom, so I went out back to take a leak. Now I've got a serious case of frost butt."
guy 2: "Dude....TMI...seriously."
guy 2: "Dude....TMI...seriously."
by Veranda Collingwood January 3, 2011
Get the frost buttmug. by Brie December 1, 2004
Get the Frosting Weaselmug. An instruction given by a porn star to a co-star in order to get him to lose his mess over her face.
Porn Star (Female): "Come on you bastad! Frost this face you cock monkey!"
Porn Star (Male): "Eeuuuuuuuuurrrghh ... one load of jizz ... coming up!" <SPOODGE>"
Porn Star (Male): "Eeuuuuuuuuurrrghh ... one load of jizz ... coming up!" <SPOODGE>"
by Wizards Sleeve January 17, 2007
Get the frost this facemug. When you cum inside your girl while she is on top. The girl then proceeds to stand up over your head and let it leak out. Giving you Frosted Tips.
by NinjaVendetta July 21, 2020
Get the Frosted Tipsmug. This is when you take a long shit and roll it into a donut shape and cum on the top of it. You the freeze this donut shaped, cum covered shit to make the cum into a glaze consistency. After this is ready, remove the shit from the freezer then finger your girlfriend, wife, or depending on the state, your sister, while she is on her period, then flick your fingers over the donut to give the donut the appearance of sprinkles. When this is done, serve it at the next family dinner to the in-laws.
by Erock182 April 17, 2009
Get the Frosted Donutmug.