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mormon fries

When a person of Mormon faith is taking a shit, and the shit pieces fall in a manner that makes this person believe their feces is the one true prophet, heir to Brigham Young and Joseph Smith, leader of men and receiver of revelation. The Mormon then takes the shit pieces from the toilet and studies them in a special baseball cap made of yak pubes, and quotes the text from the shit pieces to another who writes them down on legal note pads. The shit pieces are then named, and saved in sweet pickle jars under the bed.
The other day I took a shit, and found the lost books of Moroni!

For reals?

Hell yes, for reals! And you know what else?

What?

Goddamn if my shit didn't tell me I'm Joseph's third cousin on his fourth wife's side?

Yo! you had some Mormon fries!

Tell me about it! And I'm a Catholic!

Sum-bitch!

Damn!

Yep, yep!
by Trevor Whitecliff February 14, 2008
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Homophobic Waffle Fries

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freedom fries

George W Bush's way of insulting the french for not supporting a war. well i guess its fair...since we call french fries freedom fries the french call american cheese, idiot cheese so it goes both ways.
by marks-a-lot June 15, 2003
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freedom fries

In February, a fast food restaurant called Cubbie's in Beaufort, North Carolina renamed its French fries "freedom fries" also in protest at France's anti-war stance.

The owner, Neal Rowland, said he got the idea from similar protest action against Germany during World War I, when sauerkraut was renamed liberty cabbage and frankfurters became hot dogs.

so if hotdogs caught on...
givme suma them there freedom fries neal
by john mcdonald June 3, 2004
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can i have fries with that

commomnly said at a drive thru resturant. but in other terms used to scream threw dorm room vents to other visitors at a track/polevaulting camp to disturb the peace at 2 o'clock in the morning
"can i have fries with that shake."
by taYl0r122693 October 27, 2008
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