Female-Reflex

It's the natural instinct of human female specimens to worry about which dress to chose for an event and to chase their partner to pick a dress for them too

"So, in 3 weeks you will have your exam and you want me to come with you... should I dress in an elegant way or..."
"Oh gosh, I have no idea how to get dressed" *visible freak out*
"Damn, I triggered your female-reflex, didn't I?"

by eternalFuri June 21, 2020

Female tyrant

Females are really the tyrants males dont really get to be in their dreams, because females have gotten males to police each other for them.

The female tyrant was behind the male tyrant that butchered the entire village, that was before feminism, it was hundreds of years before feminism in the middle ages (despite claims by misinforming females that females have only had rights for the last few decades). There have been male monarchs, there have female monarchs throughout history. There have been patriarchal and matriarchal structures always, so to break down one, you'd have to be willing to break down all of them (including the matriarchal).

by Solid Mantis September 22, 2020

Female Crossing

The man starts talking about soccer before cumming while the girl play with his balls. "Derpina crosses the ball to him

and he hits the ball towards the " GOAAAAALLLLL" *cum*

I don't know how your girlfriend handles your soccer addiction, "female crossing", she must be the worst goalkeeper ever.

by BNNK1zZ June 16, 2017

kennedy female

Wired funny in usual unique very embarassing sometimes don't wanna meet them wolf at heart but only true if she is really small element is water

Odd ,likeble, little and smart sometimes kennedy female always has your back

by 🐺❤ January 15, 2018

female snapchat

a snapchat story composed of females putting themselves as their own wcw because they’re no one elses, stupid videos of their best friend, starbucks/dunkin donuts, depressing posts about live and bath bombs

That story was such a female snapchat, it was the most annoying/ depressing thing I’ve ever seen

by chill.nigga February 13, 2018

Xi female

It's just Xi male but as a woman. Think of a Xi female as a natural leader who genuinely knows what's best for her subjects.
They also tend to be a tad egocentric, but maybe that's just me

Caitlin: One day I'm going to be in charge of this country, maybe even the world. That'll show them, that'll show them all...
Laura: lol, you are such a Xi female.

Caitlin: Technically that's a compliment.

by Kit_The_Kat_88 August 4, 2021

Female osama

She’s very sexy and doesn't give a shit about nothing. She’s cute. All the n*ggas hit on her , But she always gets the right n*ggas . If u are dating an Osama your're lucky. She pretty asfc & cares abt youu

Damnn have you seen mir new jawn ?
Sheeesh , das a female osama right their

by Nah215 July 3, 2021