resting moron face

A person, man or woman, whose usual facial expression makes them appear foolish and lacking common sense or intelligence.

Robert isn't as stupid as he appears., he just suffers from resting moron face.

by Epic Dick April 9, 2018

face slapper

Male reproductive organ see penis

She got a nasty black eye from that huge face slapper.

by Patrick January 3, 2005

Clay Face

A person who wears so much make-up that it covers their entire face and if a area of the neck is exposed can clearly see a line where the clay or make-up meets the true skin. Typically found in Boots fragerence sections and other make-up shops. Also known as "Being Tangoed".

Paul: Did you see that chicks face dude, was it too much make-up or just me?!
James: Yeah TOTAL Clay Face!
Paul: I could smell her perfume from 2 floors up man!
James: I think I brushed by her and a piece of it rubbed off on me.
Paul: You kept the minimum safe distance right...you know that shit can travel to 6 meters if a slice falls off?
James: SHIT!!

by Fanny Hurts May 12, 2006

Der Fuhrer's face

A cartoon released on Jan. 1 1943. A warime movie that dipicts Donald Duck living in Nutziland, (Nazi Germany). He has to be brought to work on a baynoet and work at break neak speeds in a munitions factory. It depicts the evils of the Nazi goverment and so forth. It also has a catchy song.

When Der Fuhrer says we is the master race, we hiel, hiel, right in the Der Fuhrer's face. Not to love the Fuhrer is a great discrace so we hiel, hiel, right in Der Fuhrer's face.

by DutchDude2135 December 11, 2007

Ace To Face

It means keeping your cool. Don't do anything stupid to make yourself look fooish, or uncool.

Phill: "Oh my gawd, what the hell am I going to do?"

Steve: "Dude, ACE TO FACE, you'll be alright!"

by el_chino March 12, 2009

Fuck Start his Face

Is where I come over and forcefully put my vagina on your face and force you to eat me out until you can't breathe anymore.

Emma walked up to Rodan and proceeded to Fuck start his face.

by HHRLisa August 31, 2011

YOUR FACE GODDAMN IT

the perfect phrase to yell at your friend after he slips and hits his head in a filthy, waterless pool. Usually preceded by hyena-like laughter.

Person #1: Haha, Rick just hit his head in that empty pool.
Person #2: YOUR FACE GODDAMN IT!!!

by california689 July 30, 2011