Fortnite

A terminal disease causing many strokes, heart attacks, cardiac arrest, total body paralysis, uncontrollable seizures, and about 30 days later, death. We need to stop this disease before someone else falls victim to it. About 2.9 - 4 million people are currently infected.

Guy 1: My friend caught a new disease…
Guy 2: Really? What disease? Also don’t tell me it’s ligma.
Guy 1: He is infected with Fortnite…
Guy 2: That is so sad, I’m sorry for your loss.

by SomeRandomGuy232637 December 23, 2022

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Fortnite

A stupid ass game that I wish I could hit it with a car but it’s only virtual screen,

“Fortnite is a dumbass game”

by A Kpop bitch October 20, 2019

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Fortnite

A game popular amongst anti-vax 7 year olds

My mom won't let me play fortnite past my bedtime

by senpaielias July 24, 2019

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Fortnite

A video game made for male virgins and twelve year olds, with females being a rare sighting there. It is highly popular, and probably a fad, just like the dab and fidget spinners. It also has had one of the biggest cultural impacts since Minecraft.

"Good god, I can't go 30 seconds without hearing about Fortnite!"
"Yeah, everyone think it's the greatest thing since sliced bread."

by QueenOfTheFireflies May 11, 2019

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Fortniter

A person who plays fortnite and get no pussy. They are gay

I was catching bodies while a fortniter was cranking 90

by Omw to fuck your bitch December 22, 2020

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Fortnite

The perfect game for yo mans it will keep him at home he won’t be on his phone texting some hoe you ain’t gotta worry bout him leavin’ no where with his homies or what he’s doing while he’s out just sit yo ass there and watch him play and then give him some head when he get that dub cause you know he worked hard for that shit he needs it.

Ayo bro tryna come to the club? Nah Im playin’ fortnite and hangin with my girl

by OffWhite3 May 11, 2018

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