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false god

An item of worship other than the God explained in the Bible. Usually another being/object.

A figment created by an emotionally decapitated person in hopes for acceptance from those around them or the thing they have turned into their worship icon.

People with nothing better to do.
Hey, see that greasy chick over there? She spends 4 hours a day making sex rituals with her false god, Uncle Bill.
by A n o n y m o u s November 13, 2006
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categorically false

For such a thing to exist, there must also exist its inseparable opposite. It's, very clearly, a non admission admission, that's synonymous with "compartmentalization", which is where we must look for an in depth understanding of its true meaning.
No clear examples of categorically false may be given without criminal implication, since it is only they who use it.
by imprismed October 24, 2013
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False patriot

1. someone who is the patriot of a country other than their own.
2. someone who isn't the patriot of their own country
3. someone who doesn't like their own country
Guy 1: that guy isn't even waving the Australian flag, hes waving the American one!
Guy 2: what a false patriot...
Guy 1: pssh, i know right
by bananaboiyus May 26, 2014
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failed

same as fail, but a more personal description of someones actions, as in did not succeed, did not finish, could not accomplish
John went to the club last nigh but he did not come back home with some poontang..... He failed...
by Vikodin March 1, 2007
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false

To slap someone with the back of your hand in a painful manner. It's a common word in pidgin, used to intimidate or to initiate physical fights.
What, you like me false you?
by Mono May 2, 2005
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Failed Abortion

/Ab-or-Shun Fail-Yur/
Noun
Also known as a unwanted pregnancy, Someone who is the result of a broken condom, defective birth control, or as the name states, when a doctor fails to abort an unwanted infant, many of these types of people often grow up to be dictators of countries, serial killers, rapists, cyberbullies and other unwanted types of people in society.
The weeboo hypocrite known as Shawn is a failed abortion, bullying others, accusing them of being gay while in the closet himself, a perfect advertisement of why condoms and birth control are needed.
by The Painful Reality January 29, 2019
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false metal

a.k.a Any new (not nu) metal band that becomes slightly popular
Metallica worshiper -ZOMG! you listen to SLIPKNOT!?!?! THAT'S SO NOT METAL WHY DON'T YOU LISTEN TO SLAYER OR METALLICA!
ME - I do....
Metallica worshiper - YEA RIGHT POSER!
Me - shut the fuck up, When you actually listen to them and analyze it carefully, You can see the talent in them
Metallica Worshiper- YEA RIGHT POSER! GO LISTEN TO KORN OR SOME OTHER FALSE METAL!

ME - Fine...
by The open minded metal listener December 8, 2010
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