dry onion

two lovers undressing at the same time in the same room.
powerful moment. when sober.

we did a dry onion and we cried until we laughed.

by Krkič December 19, 2019

dry surprise

Unsuspecting anal sex without any lubricant.

For his birthday, his boyfriend gave him a dry surprise.

by frankandbeans10 April 14, 2014

Dry Cupping

The act of clearing a puddle (usually in a regularly used pathway) using a polystyrene cup and a large purple bucket

e.g. at a charity event where 850 santas will be running across a start line it doesnt help to have large puddles everywhere, hence 'can you have a go at dry cupping near the start line please' (charity event manager).

by DryCuppa321 December 6, 2009

Dry Duck

What you say before you put your dick in a extra tight virgin pocket pussy without any lube.

Dry Duck! Jimmy exclaimed as he stuffed his junk in the brand new pocket pussy he received in the mail. The skin ripped right off his penis, which had to be surgically removed at the hospital.

by LettuceFetish May 30, 2015

dry johnny

a backwards wet willy; when you put your pinkies in your ears then put them in someones mouth

Danny pissed me off so i gave him a dry johnny.

by H Master October 4, 2011

Dry Dusted

The feeling of being on a substance while not actually being under the influence of said substance.

Though she hadn't taken anything since last Sunday, she was feeling Dry Dusted and had to check just to make sure she hadn't taken anything.

by Plastikfear April 16, 2010

dry madison

When you wipe off the communal bottle of alcohol at a party before taking a drink from it.

I passed her the bottle and she gave it a dry Madison like a prissy little bitch.

by Bozzbae June 10, 2020