doughnuts

doughnuts: cheddar, cash, cheese...money.
Confirmed by Mike Tyson on Nightline interview, Sept. 13, 2006.

"I don't wanna fight, but I gotta make the doughnuts, ya know?"
- Mike Tyson

by rickfx September 14, 2006

poo doughnuts

A soft runny poo folowed by a small hard log, creating a hole, thus creating poo doughnuts.

I had a dose of the poo doughnuts lastnight.

by PervyP May 22, 2008

Free doughnuts!!

How to call a fat person

Person 1: FREE DOUGHNUTS!!
Person 2: Dude, wat the hell are you doing??? You're gonna get us killed!!

by whitechik23 July 21, 2010

making doughnuts

getting fucked in the ass, butt fucking, someones dick is being inserted into someone else ass hole.

last night we were making doughnuts, my ass is sore

by kenziegirrrrl01 March 23, 2008

kentucky jelly doighnut upper decker double blumpkin supreme

The act of, in this very exact particular order: finding a sexual partner and take them to eat a substantial amount of Taco Bell with you. When you both inevitably need to take a diarrhea shit, do it at the same time, with the submissive sitting on the bowl and the dominant sitting on the opened top tank. During the shit, the submissive will perform oral sex on the dominant. When the dominant finishes on the submissive’s face, they must punch the submissive in the nose to create a mixed fluid of blood and ejaculate on their face. Once both parties complete their shit. They will perform a reverse sixty nine on each other until both anuses are clean. Then the dominant must lick the submissive’s face clean.

Man 1: hey bro, why did you break up with your girlfriend? She seemed really nice.
Man 2: nah bro, she was so selfish, she wouldn’t even do a kentucky jelly doighnut upper decker double blumpkin supreme with me!
Man 1: oh man, I didn’t know that, what a selfish bitch!

by Dr. Heinz Doof August 29, 2021

time to make the doughnuts

A statement made in the morning (possibly before work) by a man to his partner indicating that he'd like some morning sex.

Jay woke up around 7 and started dry-humping Lucinda, stating "Time to make the doughnuts!"

by LadyCeleste August 25, 2011

Dunkin' Doughnuts

The act of cumming on a plain doughnut then dipping it into shit coffee.

How to:
1. Take a shit in a bowl
2. Let it dry out for a couple days
3. Grind it up and mix with 2 cups hot water
4. Take 2 tablespoons of shampoo and dry it out using a hair drier
5. Grind up the shampoo using a dirty PVC pipe
6. Add the shampoo topping to the coffee
7. Cum on a plain doughnut
8. Dip the doughnut in the coffee
9. Enjoy!

Person A: Mmm, this Doughnut is so delicious! Where'd you get it?

Person B: It's a home made Dunkin' Doughnuts

by BodaciousFish May 9, 2011