dog

Your homie, pimp. Ya know, the G in your crib

Yo Dog why dont you fuck in yo nickies biatch?

or

YO fuckpants why you be fuckin' my dog.

by CJ011 July 16, 2008

Dog

A creature that barks at think air 9/10 thick as pigshit sniffs barks pisses and shits everywhere and they need to be punished with a good battering they usually last around 10 years or die at 1 due to rabies and sadly have no receipt so you cant put them back dogs are usually found aimlessly sniffing each others fucking rearend they usually bust all over your kids

Overall they are disgusting filthy animals with no purpose except for the ones stated above

Sparky:*Pisses Shits and cums* everywhere
Tyrone:Stupid ass dog ima kill yo ass nigga
*Sparky Gets Butchered And Served For Dinner*

by BIGFATONIONBASTARD December 24, 2021

Dog

A butt or ass, usually referred to when speaking about a girls behind.

Jeff: Damn,Dil. Look at her dog!
Dilbert: Dude. That is one of the nicest dogs I have ever seen.
Girl: ugh perverts...

by Bigdogfanman February 21, 2011

Dog

The only true friend you will ever have. Treat them right because they treat you right.

My dog is my Scooby(best friend).

by ScoobyForever May 24, 2017

dog

Its a fucking dog. A mans god damn best friend

Its a dog dude. Come on. Really?

by dudethatlikesfunnydefinitions June 21, 2014

Dog

A dog is a animal that has different breeds or types, yet all of the originate from wild dogs,AKA wolfs.

Guy 1-“I just got a new dog! It’s so cute and so small!” Guy 2/“Can I come over and see it?” Guy 1-“Of course!”

by DeWordMaster July 29, 2020

Dog

A cute little puppy that is now your bestie

A dog is a man's best friend.

by Solem's Golden Fork June 12, 2018