Dog

A creature that barks at think air 9/10 thick as pigshit sniffs barks pisses and shits everywhere and they need to be punished with a good battering they usually last around 10 years or die at 1 due to rabies and sadly have no receipt so you cant put them back dogs are usually found aimlessly sniffing each others fucking rearend they usually bust all over your kids

Overall they are disgusting filthy animals with no purpose except for the ones stated above

Sparky:*Pisses Shits and cums* everywhere
Tyrone:Stupid ass dog ima kill yo ass nigga
*Sparky Gets Butchered And Served For Dinner*

by BIGFATONIONBASTARD December 24, 2021

dog

Your homie, pimp. Ya know, the G in your crib

Yo Dog why dont you fuck in yo nickies biatch?

or

YO fuckpants why you be fuckin' my dog.

by CJ011 July 16, 2008

Dog

A butt or ass, usually referred to when speaking about a girls behind.

Jeff: Damn,Dil. Look at her dog!
Dilbert: Dude. That is one of the nicest dogs I have ever seen.
Girl: ugh perverts...

by Bigdogfanman February 21, 2011

Dog

The only true friend you will ever have. Treat them right because they treat you right.

My dog is my Scooby(best friend).

by ScoobyForever May 24, 2017

dog

Its a fucking dog. A mans god damn best friend

Its a dog dude. Come on. Really?

by dudethatlikesfunnydefinitions June 21, 2014

Dog

Man’s best friend in every possible way. A dog will listen to you even when nobody else does.

“Hey! Who is your best friend?”
“My best friend is my dog.”

by Doggo:) November 11, 2019

Dog

A very cute thing that could be vicious. They come in many many breeds and are the most popular.

Me: omg look at that dog
Friend: omg its so CUTEEEE

by AnnoyingBadger November 15, 2018