Gosh Gina, my coochie hurts from the party last night with the visiting football team. Gina Sounds like you need some Hair of the Dong!
by lewbacca August 26, 2015
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by holy guacomole April 8, 2021
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(Noun) That guy S. Bailey is a huge dong-diddler.
(Verb) S. Bailey dong-diddles with his special friends.
(Verb) S. Bailey dong-diddles with his special friends.
by your face is douchey November 9, 2013
Get the dong-diddler mug.Jason Dong is an unbelievably intelligent yet humble guy. He's popular but smart at the same time. Gets into every school team. Everyone loves him but is also jealous of him.
Incredibly athletic, has a sexy ripped body. Everyone calls him the most handsome guy alive. Tight abs, V-cut obliques, big chest, some facial hair, big arms, strong back and things. Just the right amount of hair on his chest, abs, legs, and arms.
Everyone wants him to take his shirt off during recess. Always wins shirtless fights at recess. Everyone touches his shirtless body. Too sexy that everyone rips his shirts off. Gets tortured at recess, but everyone knows he can take down ten people with his bare hands. Beats up all the thugs. Everyone takes shirtless photos of him.
Does push up competitions. Beats everyone with one hand. Slaughters people in arm wrestling.
Very kind and sarcastic guy. Damn handsome face body. No one can resist not touching his bare back or chest or abs. Sexiest guy ever.
Everyone who ever saw him wants to touch his whole body and sleep with him shirtless. Too sexy.
Incredibly athletic, has a sexy ripped body. Everyone calls him the most handsome guy alive. Tight abs, V-cut obliques, big chest, some facial hair, big arms, strong back and things. Just the right amount of hair on his chest, abs, legs, and arms.
Everyone wants him to take his shirt off during recess. Always wins shirtless fights at recess. Everyone touches his shirtless body. Too sexy that everyone rips his shirts off. Gets tortured at recess, but everyone knows he can take down ten people with his bare hands. Beats up all the thugs. Everyone takes shirtless photos of him.
Does push up competitions. Beats everyone with one hand. Slaughters people in arm wrestling.
Very kind and sarcastic guy. Damn handsome face body. No one can resist not touching his bare back or chest or abs. Sexiest guy ever.
Everyone who ever saw him wants to touch his whole body and sleep with him shirtless. Too sexy.
by JasonDong May 31, 2022
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Get the Mustard Dong mug.A spin-off of the term "boner garage" used in the movie "We're The Millers" meaning a vagina. Most of the time used while talking about a total slut
Guy 1: Yo I just fucked that girl Tammy!
Guy 2: Bro, she's nicknamed dong locker down at the strip club.
Guy 1: ..
Guy 2: Bro, she's nicknamed dong locker down at the strip club.
Guy 1: ..
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