john deered

getting dumped/ breaking up with girl friend

1.(verb) Hey how are you and "x" girl?
O she john deered me!

by Ryan W231 September 6, 2005

baby deer

A person who is completely innocent; Someone who has not even had their first kiss. A very naive person.

Conchita: I haven't even kissed anyone yet...

Ana: You're just a baby deer...you'll get there.

Fransisco: Conchita, wanna makeout?

Ana: Conchita, you will no longer be a baby deer!

by babydeerluv June 14, 2010

davern

davern: a tiny penis that is always puking yellowy stuff out of the tip of it.appears whitish at first then goes all gooey and yellow and smells like old lady knickers

be careful if you ever meet a davern she is a bitch

by DAVVVVVVVVVEPENISSSSSSSSSS October 21, 2010

devereaux

a bulging of the penis in a guys pants, sometimes mistaken for "stuffing".

man, that guy needs to quit devereauxing...it makes him look obnoxiously big!

by AMARLISE February 28, 2008

baby deer legs

when females wear high heal shoes for too long and begin to walk deformed. Typically their knees bend towards each other at a slight angle and they lean over to keep their balance

This girl was walking home from the bar in the cutest dress but TOTAL baby deer legs.

I was dancing all night at the club, and by the time I was stumbling home I pulled out the baby deer legs.

by dertyjerz July 13, 2011

DEER

common misconception for the word "nigger"

man 1, "there is a deer walking down the street"
man 2, "a nigger?"

by the deer August 6, 2009

Deering

The act of having sex with a Deer.

"I'm off Deering tonight"

by coldsunna October 10, 2008