The definite article

1. Fancy schmancy word your high school english teacher used (or uses) for the.

<Teacher>: Now do any of you remember what the definite article is?
<Student 1>: I don't fucking need to learn any of this fucking bullshit I'm droppin’ english next year!
<Teacher>: After-school detention sir.
<Student 1>: FUUUUUUUCK

by Slang Grammar Nazi May 25, 2018

demon definition

A hidden definition of any word, which usually involves explicit material, rudeness, and overall negativity. "The devil's definitions."

John: What's the demon definition of the word cute?
Dave: I'd rather not say.

by EN Choel September 30, 2020

Artisan Definition

A carefully skilled or crafted definition

Artisan Definitions are well made, precise to the point, are skillfully demonstrated in sentences, and have multiple useful definitions, even if the word is made-up.

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 27, 2021

Genuine Definition

Something you won't find on this site.

Oh, you want a Genuine Definition? Go to the normal dictionary, dumbass.

by offsidegoalfc August 12, 2021

legit definition

Something which never happens here

A: "Dude, i just found a legit definition on urbandictionary.com"
B: "Good Joke"

by WhyWasMyHandleTaken October 21, 2021

the definition of the ick

sticky kid named sam

did you see sam eating doritos?? it gave me the definition of the ick and im not even dating him!

by 728283839939393 April 11, 2022

fake definition

A definition like this

This definition is a fake definition

by BabbleBoy January 28, 2023