An impressionable young fellow who loves to cook for his best friends in the world Nick Kyle Jenn Felipe and Original Dan. He has dreamy eyes, smoldering in fact. Naturally athletic, great style, curls that curl the heartstrings of young klassy ladies. STUD. Super duper alleyooper badass. Fabulous, blows my mind, blows my world, and blows my... ya know. ;) stunning.
Today is the best day ever, I spent it with Surfer Dan.
Jenn- "Did you see Surfer Dan the other day?"
Lauren- "Why yes I did, I was so wet!"
Jenn- "I know, he's so stunning!"
Jenn- "Did you see Surfer Dan the other day?"
Lauren- "Why yes I did, I was so wet!"
Jenn- "I know, he's so stunning!"
by danieliscool January 18, 2012
Get the surfer danmug. A government sponge who doesn't do anything with his life except hide in a room like Howie does in a closet from the benchwarmers movie.
You don't wanna be like Dan Ross. He has a dog that he lets shit on the floor to go green and stink up the room. His mum got fucked by a guy named Nial his own age while he slept on trash bags in the room next door. The girl he fancied named Laura had a 3-sum with his mum Lorraine and a guy named Craig while he listened like the beta cuck fuck he is.
by Dat_Fuze August 20, 2019
Get the Dan Rossmug. A queer, British internet personality who is scared of whisks, moths, and scrambled eggs. He and his (boy?)friend, Phil, have created an extremely dangerous cult known as the Phandom (or collectively Susan) where lonely thirteen year old introverted emos wear whiskers on their faces and chant things such as "Mirror butt", "Ladders", "Hi, so my name is Dan", and "Yee". Dan has gone on two world tours with Phil (The Amazing Tour Is Not On Fire and Interactive Introverts) where he regrettably socialized with the cult members. He is also known for having a glowing blue penis and a weird sexual relationship with stray Maltesers boxes. The world is also extremely proud of him for coming out. Good job, danny boy.
I am DISGUSTED. I am REVOLTED. I dedicate my entire life to our lord and savior, Dan Howell, and THIS is the thanks I get?
by Pussy Guzzler June 23, 2019
Get the Dan Howellmug. Grundle Dan is a name that actor and Smosh Cast member Shayne Topp (@supershayne on twitter) uses as a joke and is mostly used for vulgar purposes
by SSshshshshshshshshdhidfofogjko November 30, 2017
Get the grundle danmug. by Jordan Piercy November 4, 2007
Get the Jo-Danmug. Lmao I did for myself 😎. Bao Dan is probably, as in there's a like 99.99% chance, she's Vietnamese. She's hella dumb, likes to dress well, except for some days....das it? She's also a stereotypical asian👌
by depression_back_off December 2, 2019
Get the Bao Danmug. A: Who are Dan and Phil?
B: They are real best friends, companions through life, like, actual soulmates.
B: They are real best friends, companions through life, like, actual soulmates.
by xal10 November 18, 2020
Get the dan and philmug.