dong cong

A penis over ten inches in length, and with an excessive amount of hair and veins along the shaft of the penis.

Becky: My boyfriend has a dong cong.
Sarah: I know he shed all over my vag.

by The Big Green D November 24, 2013

nigerian dong

big peen, super huge golungous peen

I used to have two inch peen, now i have 1ft. nigerian DONG

by no_homo_Chromo August 24, 2018

Slangin dong

When you have a fiery red penis!!

Can I kiss your slangin dong?? No you bungee slut!!

by Insta@jonahwent69 January 22, 2018

Dong Puller

You stick out a fist with your thumb tucked between your fingers and if someone else looks at it you yoink their peepee out

Joe: "Hey your shoe's untied"
Jim: (looks down)
Joe: DONG PULLER! Yoink!!!
Jim: (writhing in pain) "haha you got me!"
Joe : "Now eat it!"

by Zzzzkkmnnn December 19, 2018

Dong Extender

A penis extender that increases your Defense in RPGs which is made by Donkey Kong himself

Get it? Dong Extender? Donk̶e̶y̶ ̶K̶o̶n̶g?

by Speak With Your Heart August 17, 2014

kiddy dong

The name of Diddy Kong's penis

I want to smash Coco with my kiddy dong

by Venom Miller July 2, 2017

pumpkin dong

the stem of a pumpkin that is long and phallic shaped

You best watch your ass in the pumpkin patch, those pumpkin dongs are super long!

by donka-dewballs December 19, 2015