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Dangst

DAAAAANG! + ANGST = Dangst.
A deep seated feeling of dread that develops when a strong, instant, physical attraction goes terribly wrong for someone with social anxiety. The sufferer is so paralyzed by a profound and deep-seated spiritual condition of insecurity and despair that they are unable to make even the most rudimentary of social gestures toward the object of their affection, and are fully aware that they are wasting a golden opportunity and failing themselves. Rather than just nut up and initiate conversation they will spend their time(possibly much longer) in the presence of the person in extreme inner turmoil- alternately admonishing themselves for not making a move and imagining pleasing possible social/sexual scenarios with said hot person.
noun:
Much dangst will be suffered at this Valentine's Day rpg tournament tonight.
exclamation:
Daaaaang there is that flaxen haired viking guy I briefly stalked online in real life, at this crap party...I could totally talk to him about metal, he looks bored- and sooo sexy with his hair loose... there was my window...there my window still is...wide open... this should be easy! Why isn't this easy?! i wish i was drunk WHY DID I QUIT DRINKING?! WTF IS WRONG WITH ME????... ! (grips forehead intensely)
"DANGST!!!"
by zene13 February 15, 2009
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that went to the dogs

Used when something got thrown away/forgotten. Can be used about objects or ideas/morals
Person 1: so much for saying masturbating an animal was wrong
Person 2: (Looking at gerbil lying in it's own cum) yeah... that went to the dogs didn't it
by name name April 30, 2006
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dogs

I was griping at his dogs.
by kimsie January 29, 2004
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Old Dogs

Seeing the movie Old Dogs made me want to kick Robin Williams in the nuts.
by thedickhead December 23, 2009
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hot dogs

a tube, shaped food that consists of dog testicles, cat eyeballs, moose noses, raccoon spleens and other wholesome animal parts
I ate a hotdog yesterday...I'm in the hospital today
by Me Myself and I July 29, 2003
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walk the dogs

1. To win by a large amount in a game or sporting event

2. To really beat up someone in a fight

see stomp johnson
1a. "Did you see the Cowboys game?"
"Yeah, they walked the dogs on the Eagles"
"Man talking 'bout walk the dogs, it was Cowboys 45,
Eagles 14"

1b. "Did you see the Lakers vs. the Pistons last night?"
"Yup, the Lakers got the dogs walked on them"

2. "Did you see that fight at school yesterday?"
"Hell yuh, Jerome walked the dogs on that kid."
by Douglas Teel November 24, 2007
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dogsession

severe obsession with dogs
unwarranted love of dogs (sometimes more then with partner)
She is has dogsession. I heard she divorced her husband to have more space for her dogpanions.
by santttta April 6, 2010
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