crusty toe jammer

Neglecting to wash one's feet for long enough for them to stink like sour tit milk and proceeding to jam your a toe into any hole of the human body. Preferably the big toe for maximum penetration. Also, wiggling of the toe is not required but is a nice touch.

Jake: Dude I have been walking barefoot everyday for the past 2 years since I became a homeless man.

Pat: That's awesome, I see you haven't trimmed those toenails in a few years either

Jake: Hell yea. Best part is that hott ass hobo slut Janine said she was in the mood for a crusty toe jammer and I get to pick the hole!

by bballpj28 January 18, 2012

Crusty buns

When yo buns is crusty

Dayum Andrew got them crusty buns

by Tonka371 April 23, 2015

Crusty Bitches

The baby-booming time keeper in your office and her gaggle of friends usually named Jill, Katherine, Janet or Janice. All gulp down Diet Cokes at their secret lunch meetings at the local Panera Bread sharing recipes on Tortilla Soup, their saggy goblets in full swing gossiping about all the juicy office details they know nothing about. Each day closer to retirement their gossip intensifies as their vaginas calcify over and the crust thickens.

Shhhh the Crusty Bitches, your 10 o’clock and they have their hearing aids on high.

by SloppyJones May 6, 2019

Crusty Hair

Basicaly me.

Kaylen: Yo Crusty Hair
Me: Shutup

by Alcaholic.snail.doctor February 22, 2021

mister crusty

the termed given to any towel or cloth used to clean up after intercourse

here, use this as a mister crusty.

by fstwrtr December 11, 2006

Crusty Banana

when a male ejaculates and lets his mess dry on his wang and lets a girl lick it off

John's sister gave me the best crusty banana I have ever had

by Wren the mass penatrator April 26, 2008

crusty musty dusty flusty

someone who is crusty musty dusty flusty, is a person who is literally so weird and disgusting and quite revolting.

Ew look at that crusty musty dusty flusty lookin ass bitch over there tf?

by thatguycalledcrusty April 25, 2022