Crispy

An exceptionally strong or buff person, especially if their appearance or personality seems frail.

That old man is really crispy-he can lift 100 pounds.

by Miku Miku oo-ee-oo June 12, 2024

Crispy wave

A spine chilling (in a good way) wave that will send pure bliss and ecstasy from the tip top of the head all the way to the little piggy toe. Most people aren’t lucky enough to ever get one. If you do, NEVER forget it.

Dude.... I got a crispy wave this morning. My life is complete.

by Beary nice April 8, 2021

Crispy

When you hear it you just know what it means. It is universal— it is everywhere, all the time. It is all around us and the breath that fills the lungs of language.

“The weather is really crispy rn.”
“I hate you you’re being so crispy!”
“I love you you’re so crispy!”

by Wreckem May 21, 2022

Crispy Crater

When you prefer to get your ass eaten after not wiping for a few days.

I heard Jim prefers crispy craters to normal ass eating. He claims it is more nutritious!

by 808GUAC March 20, 2022

crispy butt nut

issa crispy chicken fried piece of almond joys in yo butt

yo bro u got a crispy butt nut in yo butt

by mother gosling April 15, 2020

crispy

say someone dropped a spliff on the floor
“are you buggin”

are you crispy bredrin

by k.9nine February 16, 2025

Crispy Pretzel Chicken Fries

when you and your babe start making out put the fries into her pussy and then eat them. yum.

wowzers dude, i totally did the crispy pretzel chicken fries with tasha!

by sussybls December 3, 2023