Egyptian Crabnarkel

The act of shaving a woman's pubic hair with your front teeth

"I didn't need to floss last night because I had some Egyptian Crabnarkel before bed"

by CaptainDoom January 26, 2010

rectial crainal inversion

It is when you have you head stuck up your ass!! Inversion meaning unaware of anything or everything around you,

The greater at Walmart is suffering from a rectial crainal inversion

by cowboytoy December 12, 2013

Illinois Chaunce

The greatest and most exquisite form of hanging out with the boys. An Illinois Chaunce is something that only the most extreme party animals take part in. Illinois Chaunces take place in any area, primarily basements. Blunts, brews, and the boys predominately reign at the Chaunce, but women often times are there.

Hey what are you guys doing tonight?
I’m going to an Illinois Chaunce.
Wow, what an animal.

by jerrybeez8 March 11, 2019

Yak Cran

Yak Cran is usually a good pro clubs player, naturally a ST who desires to be captain of a team, he is a tall lad usually 6'3 but can be taller. Usually British with a strong Welsh accent. He can be mean to Wang Kerr

Yak Cran scored a beauty against Space Raiders FC

by Fat yeet June 30, 2019

Bilal Chaundry

Homosexual simp

“Bilal Chaundry is a very big simp”

by Large nigbert March 5, 2020

Tony Chauncey

A man that sinks 10 cold ones a night on weekdays. Easy way to see if you have a tony chauncey in your workplace is by watching him smoke his vape you will see his hands shaking more and more as he gets closer to his mouth, this is due to the excessive amount of alcohol he drinks on weekends therefore when he comes to work on a Monday he is well and truly coming down from the clouds. A Tony Chauncey is also a consistent whistler while many suggest this is due to a fantasy of sucking dick. A tony chauncey also screams and shouts out irrelevant shit that pisses cunts off. But all in all a tony Chauncey isnt that bad of a bloke, he is a caring kind hearted man that enjoys time listening to AC/DC and pink Floyd.

“ hey Macca what’s that tony chauncey like driving a forklift”

“Fucking shit he cant even drive a finger up his nose”

by Gerrybigdickgum April 14, 2020

matt chauncey

A badass muthafucka who will beat the shit outta anybody in douglas or anywhere and it dont matter if your a woman you will get your ass whooped too

He bro what happend to him matt chauncey whopped his ass bro

by Matt chauncey October 11, 2020