A couger fang is where an older woman apx 50s also from New Jersey is tied up by the feet upside down whilst huffing on new ports and complaining about her kid whose also her ex husband.
by OdellMcBell December 11, 2018
Get the cougar fangmug. Hands of a cougar. Usually of a veiny, boney, witch like variety. Weathered many lonely nights with her B.O.B. Often used to pry the cork off fresh bottles of wine or to tear the innocence from unsuspecting party goers whom strayed from their pack.
by Da Burger April 30, 2014
Get the cougar handsmug. When a female goes for a super young, rich man and both parties are okay with the relationship, even though its lowkey illegal and they can go to jail.
Guy 1: yo bro i hear you going out with that 30 year old across the street
Guy 2: yeah man but relax its consensual cougarism
Guy 1: ok good cause i might've juist dafaz'd you if it wasnt
Guy 2: yeah man but relax its consensual cougarism
Guy 1: ok good cause i might've juist dafaz'd you if it wasnt
by SnM1221:) September 2, 2017
Get the Consensual Cougarismmug. A measurement of the potential an older woman has for cougar-like behavior. This can increase with age as a woman reaches cougar status.
"Thanks for coming to this bar with me tonight, this really decreases my cougar factor." Older woman to younger woman.
by sabine3212 July 27, 2010
Get the cougar factormug. by sparkles_unicorn_magic_littttt October 25, 2018
Get the Cougar Mountainmug. by Jsucks May 4, 2016
Get the Silver cougarmug. A collection of lady friends in their late 30's and early 40's who hang around and prowl for younger men. They are usually divorced or single.
I had a blast with my Cougar Squad on my birthday, they took me to a strip club and paid for all my dances.
by Losman94 October 20, 2010
Get the Cougar Squadmug.