Couch Bomber

When someone camps out on the couch watching sports, movies, etc. and farts repeatedly.

My couch bomber roomy must have had Mexican last night; he's just watched football and farted all day.

by Bobski27 March 2, 2009

Couch syrup

The liquor one hides in a couch (and throughout the house) while pretending to be sober

Aunt Claire said she would stop drinking, but we keep finding all the couch syrup she has hidden away.

by Bernard Snatchly August 17, 2013

Jumpin' the couch

Going crazy or simply crazy
reference to tom cruise going nuts on Oprah

your girl says she wants to stop smoking Js
bitch is jumpin' the couch

A: yo, johnny says he don't wanna sell no more pot
B: Mofo is definitely jumpin' the couch

by Chris toker July 24, 2008

Couch Jockey

A derogatory term used by PC gamers to describe an individual who exclusively plays console games. Console games are generally played on a couch in one's living room. As opposed to PC games which are usually played from an office chair at a desk.

You bought Oblivion for the 360? What, are you turning into some kind of dirty couch jockey?

by mattjustmull September 16, 2008

Couch Theory

This is the official term to describe that moment when someone walks near, into, overhears your conversation at the worst possible moment, even if the subject is benign.

Person A: So I was watching this movie yesterday, and there was this hooker snorting a line of cocaine of the table.

Person C: Whoa! Hookers and Cocaine? What did I just miss?

Person B: Nothing, dude. Just proving the Couch Theory.

by Vanish29 September 24, 2010

jump the couch

to exhibit strange or frenetic behaviour

During his interview on the Oprah show Tom Cruise began to jump the couch and went crazy...

by pseudonymwriter January 2, 2006

couch shit

Something hidden right under you, prepared to ruin the moment in an instant upon discovery.

Steph reached for her keys that fell between the couch cushions she was sitting on only to find some couch shit.

by Dunny Deelicious March 22, 2007