Club condo

(Idiomatic): A state of mind and the only way to play Survivor; “full tilt boogie”

So did I club condo at the sanctuary?

You could club condo at the sanctuary. I don’t know whether you did or not.

Oh, I did.

by Argenis HM May 6, 2023

Conscious of your Concoction

How to survive a frat party: Pay attention to what you're drinking.

Girl: "I'm so hungover and I can't remember anything from last night. What did I drink?"
Other Girl: "I think vodka, gin, Fireball, maybe Windex. Girl you gotta be more conscious of your concoction or you'll end up waking up in a Mexican jail."

by RCL37 May 26, 2014

Furry Mexican Condom

When you find a hot white girl with a chihuahua, you get ready to give it to her doggy style, but instead put your junk in the dogs ass, and the dogs snout in her hole, then commence to pumping.

Pro-Tip- when you shoot your load on the dogs back it’s called a wet back!

Susan wouldn’t shut up so I bent her over and gave her a furry Mexican condom right in the poop shoot. Her dog, Tatino, fell in love after I gave him his own wet back!!

by White Boy Kris November 26, 2021

Condom Shucker

Someone who shucks a used condom like you would shuck an oyster. Slurp Slurp B*tch.

Andy Dick is an unconfirmed Condom Shucker.

Did you see that condom shucker go? Like he was gonna suck the winning lottery number out of that fucker.

by BrownBearandWhitey October 21, 2010

condom goblin

Don’t say Condom Goblin three times in the mirror otherwise it will come and steal your condoms, as well as fucking you raw in the ass.

Yo Man, I said the condom goblin three times last night and I’ll never be able to sit down comfortablely ever again...

by Olliethehumpgod April 4, 2019

Concoodle

An idiot that does stupid actions for example people named Ashel or Najija etc

You concoodle How'd you fall for it

by Vainlyy August 31, 2022

newspaper condom

The plastic bag that your newspaper is delivered in, usually in times of inclement weather.

Mary saw it was raining outside and exclaimed, "Oh fuck! My newspaper is going to be ruined." However when she retrieved her paper, she noticed that the delievery boy had wrapped it in 2 newspaper condoms, keeping the paper dry and readable!

by Wordmaster Adam April 12, 2013