Hoppel snatch confusion

This is when you go down on a gal but pop right back up and say "I just cant". When asked whats wrong just play it off as your tired or not feeling good. Then go watch tv or sone other relaxing activity. Most likely the female will think its her snatch and be all frantic.

Man did you watch the Kings game last night?
Yeah i caught it from the second period. Fuckin had to put a Hoppel snatch confusion on Amy again.

by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 15, 2023

Post-Nut Confusion

Post-Nut Confusion, (Not to be *confused* with post-nut clarity) is the feeling of confusion after you have just bust a nut. It's like you don't even know what you just watched. You don't feel shame or guilt, just straight-up confusion.

Person 1: What the fuck did I just watch. Dude, I think I just got Post-Nut Confusion right now, not even clarity. I'm just confused as hell.

by skkkys March 22, 2024

You have pronoun confusion

You though I was talking about YOU (Singlular/Localized/That Specific One) and are conflating the broad conceptual YOU (People in the abstract) or what I am saying applied to YOU in which case it would be (Peripheral/Incidental) YOU or I was speaking propositionally in which case what I'm saying relates to the person issuing the proposition but isn't necessarily directed at the person theme. Additionally, I am the I to whom I am referring when I write and, therefore, the intersubjective you would not apply to me.

Hym Iam "You have pronoun confusion. I probably did that wrong. That's why we need Genjustsu no Doki. That should fix that immediately."

by Hym Iam February 2, 2026

Confuestion

1. A question someone might ask when they are confused. 2. A confusing question. 3. Relating to, or having to do with a question of a confusing nature. 4. A shortaning of "Confusing Question".

Derived from a secret argot existing only at Gladstone High School.

"Confuestion!" Mark stated confusidly.

"Why is it we live?" Sandy asked Tom.
"That's a good confuestion." Tom replied

by Itsu March 22, 2004

Confrusing

when confusing just isn't enough, use confrusing.

I like multiple people, but the whole situation is confrusing

by t1gerskt April 18, 2010

confuzzion

Like confusion, except without the badness. Confusion usually has bad/negative connotations associated with it. Confuzzion is more like a merf/blah feeling, while still maintaining a certain level of imbecilic ignorance.

Joe: Hello, Raquel, what is wrong with you?
Raquel: Well, Joe, I am not suffering from confusion. I am experiencing a bit of Confuzzion. I cannot decide what to do.
Joe: Well that is easy. The answer is 42.

by AnneMac17 April 20, 2010

Concussion dot com

An endearing term for when somebody near you falls over and hits their head badly.

(Small child falls off a slide and bangs his head.)
Passer by: "Ooo concussion dot com"

by JS90 November 26, 2010